corrupt-a-wish

DeviousDVO · Jan 29, 2006

Granted , but you have no DVD player (BTW - I have seasons 1 & 2 and am working on getting the rest

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I would like some Combos ... mmmmm.....Combos .

OfManAndMetal · Jan 29, 2006

granted, but there pirate combos

i wish som1 would make breakfast

AlphaTemplar · Jan 29, 2006

Granted, but its live squid.

I wish my homeroom teacher would move to Iran.

judas69 said:
I wish I had Kristine (I think her name was) as a GF. I'd be her slave ..

Wait...are you a guy?

OfManAndMetal · Jan 29, 2006

granted, but you move to iran 1 day later

i wish i knew what alpha templars avatar was

FoRsAkEn OnE · Jan 29, 2006

granted,but you dont.
I wish i colud have some love for change

Deadly · Jan 29, 2006

Granted, but it's love from your ugly mathteacher

I wish I lived in Finland

FoRsAkEn OnE · Jan 29, 2006

Granted,but you live in Belgium

I wish i could have some peace and quiet

Deadly · Jan 29, 2006

Granted, now you're deaf and your fav band is coming to Serbia

I wish he'd ask me for the prom...

OfManAndMetal · Jan 29, 2006

granted, but "he" is michael jackson

i wish i had a date for prom.....

Angeleyes Part II · Jan 29, 2006

Granted,you go with michael jackson..

I wish i could explain why..

Valerie · Jan 29, 2006

Granted, but no one would understand.

I wish I could see Opeth in L.A. this March

Mythos Inibri · Jan 30, 2006

Granted but you see Opeth as ghosts because they died
I wish i would just be dead or happy

OfManAndMetal · Jan 31, 2006

granted, your dead and still not happy

i wish i knew what songs by vio-lence to check out

Mythos Inibri · Jan 31, 2006

Granted...now you know but your stereo got unplugged
I wish i had a little ninja beauty to molest

OfManAndMetal · Feb 2, 2006

granted, but she has a big ninja bodyguard....

i wish the ninjas would shut there oragami making asses up

Zygote · Feb 3, 2006

granted but now they are even harder to kill

i wish i a 9999999999 barrel musket to kill ninjas with, and a chuck norris roundkick

Mythos Inibri · Feb 3, 2006

granted,but when you kicked your shoe came off and you shot a hole in it
i wish none of my wishes would come true

Deadly · Feb 3, 2006

Granted, but you know you really wanted them to...

I wish the silver dwarf didn't exist *goes to hide in dark corner with coat*

DeviousDVO · Feb 3, 2006

^

Um .. granted , now it's a purple gnome .

I would like to be off of work today

Deadly · Feb 3, 2006

^Granted, you're ill, like me... that means I'm healthy now

I wish it was October already