corrupt-a-wish

[Mythos Inibri]

granted,but She is so cool you jizz your pants in front of her parents
I wish i had a new battleship

 

[DeviousDVO]

Granted - but it's a poorly-made pirate ship and you drown in it .

I would like a cappucino right now .

 

[Mythos Inibri]

granted,but you now have a decaf-skim milk lattee with too much ice and sugar-free syrup.

I wish i was the most kick-ass pirate since blue-beard!!

 

[DeviousDVO]

Granted - but then you have to fight me , Ninja Master , and my mad Ninja skillz are too much for you to handle and you end up dying by the blade of my Hatori Hanzo sword

I want to be President .

 

[OfManAndMetal]

granted, you are now president of the pirates..arg

i wish i had a jolly roger in my room (pirate flag)

 

[Mythos Inibri]

Granted but i steal the Jolly Roger like the good pirate I am
I wish for all the gold in fort knox

 

[DeviousDVO]

Granted , but I steal it and spend it all on a pirate death-ray that annihilates all of you

I want a Ferrari .

 

[judas69]

Granted, but you accidently kill a ninja backing out of Sears

I wish it were SPRING NOW!

 

[Mythos Inibri]

Granted,but it melts the ninja hideout in the Himalayan mountains
I wish i would have a few grand in my wallet

 

[DeviousDVO]

Granted - but you stupidly leave it out (because pirates are ignorant) and , once again I steal it . Will you never learn ?

I want a hot tub in my house

 

[Mythos Inibri]

Granted,but 14 smelly mean snatling pirates sit around in it all day drinking your beer.

I wish for world peace

 

[OfManAndMetal]

granted, just not this world

i wish jim morrison never died

 

[DeviousDVO]

granted - he lived and killed you .

I would like a Ninja backrub right about now

 

[OfManAndMetal]

granted, but its a pirate disguised as a ninja....arg!

i wish i had a corvette (preferably a stingray)

 

[DeviousDVO]

Granted - but you drive it too fast (because pirates are dumb) , crash and die

I want pirates to go away . Forever .

 

[judas69]

Greanted, but we'd be out of work

I hope I find some cool dvds tomorrow

 

[DeviousDVO]

Granted , and they're SO cool they make your head explode like Scanners

I would like to never , ever , EVER hear "Arrg" again for the rest of my life

 

[OfManAndMetal]

granted, but you'll hear it for the rest of this forums life...btw AARRRG!

i wish i had some cash(preferably $20)

 

[DeviousDVO]

Granted - but it's Ninja cash , therefore you can't spend it

I want a stealth bomber .

 

[OfManAndMetal]

granted, but its a model stealth bomber

i wish i had the complete DVD collection of south park