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[DeviousDVO]

Granted - but now you're a midget

I would like some money . Right now .

 

[Deadly]

Granted, but you have to go and beat it out of some hungry guys with pointy sticks.

I wish I could still watch CNBC Europe

 

[DeviousDVO]

Granted - but it's in Portugese

I would like a new car .

 

[Deadly]

Granted, but everyone laughs when you're in it.

I wish my friend gave me a call

 

[gatedropper]

Granted but the phone explodes in one ear and your brains come out the other ear.

I wish I could see the light.

 

[DeviousDVO]

Granted - but it's the light from the train you're standing in front of

I would like to end this war that's going on once and for all .

 

[Black Core]

Granted - but you get bored because there's nothing on the tv no more

I wish I had a cute girlfriend

 

[DeviousDVO]

Granted , but she's a cute monkey

I WISH I COULD GO TO SLEEP !!!!!

 

[Black Core]

Granted - but you oversleep and are late for word and get fired

I wish I had a million dollars

 

[DeviousDVO]

Granted , but your monkey girlfriend steals it

I wish I could read minds .

I'll see ya around - gotta get some friggin' sleep !!!

 

[Black Core]

Granted - but you read your mothers and know she used to be a man

I wish I'd never have to sleep again

Bye, but don't oversleep yourself

 

[Deadly]

Granted, you look like TB666, who claims he never sleeps. I assume he looks like this:
http://www.doganart.com/resimler/TPortrait/wrinkles.jpg

I wish I never had to shave my legs again

 

[Zygote]

granted, you dont HAVE to, but your leg hair grows so long you choke on it in your sleep.

I wish i had and could use Thors hammer to whope some ass.

 

[DeviousDVO]

Granted , but then I steal it and whoop YOUR ass with it

I would like a new computer .

 

[judas69]

Granted, but it's a Mac. :X

I wish I had a burger right now!

 

[DeviousDVO]

Granted - but it's made from humans

I WISH I COULD GET TIRED !!!

 

[Black Core]

granted - but you go sleep and someone chokes you

I wish I was the smartest person in the world

 

[Deadly]

Granted, you THINK you are the smartest person in the world.

I wish I could talk to his friends

 

[gatedropper]

Granted but 'he' beats the shit out of every one of them you talk to.

I wish I could find the damn remote.

 

[Deadly]

Granted, but it's inside Michael Jackson, choose your way to get it out.

I wish my homework was done already