corrupt-a-wish

Mythos Inibri · Feb 8, 2006

Granted,it is now long enough to impress her but way too hard and you impale her to death!!

I wish Celtic Frosts new album will KICK MAJOR ASS!!!

LORD_RED_DRAGON · Feb 8, 2006

granted but from now on all the other albums being made will totally suck

i wish my long hard dick could fuck Jenna Jameson without killing her

Mythos Inibri · Feb 8, 2006

Granted,she is now enjoying it very much,but your new dick has no feeling in it

i wish i had plenty of gold and precious gems to work with in class

LORD_RED_DRAGON · Feb 8, 2006

granted you finally get the supplies for class but now the class is cancelled

i wish my new Jenna-pleasing dick had feeling in it

Mythos Inibri · Feb 8, 2006

Granted,but then her jealous lover beats your ass to a bloody pulp

I wish i had Tony Iommi's Gibson

LORD_RED_DRAGON · Feb 8, 2006

granted Tony Iommi's slave Gibson is now yours

i wish i knew what to wish for

Black Core · Feb 8, 2006

Granted - you wish for nothing

I wish I could stop smoking

Disgustipated · Feb 8, 2006

Granted - now you're unhappy.

I wish it was raining.

Black Core · Feb 8, 2006

Granted - but your house flouds

I wish I was the happiest person in the world

Mythos Inibri · Feb 9, 2006

Granted,but you're the only one happy and everyone hates you
I wish i was the A#1 top notch fucking best!!

Black Core · Feb 9, 2006

granted - now there's no competition no more

I wish I had better schoolresults

gatedropper · Feb 9, 2006

Granted but now you are back in kindergarten.

I wish I could discover a super-nova.

AlphaTemplar · Feb 9, 2006

You get caught in it.

I wish I could have a conversation with my toaster.

OfManAndMetal · Feb 9, 2006

granted, but it ends up making you want to kill your self

i wish i had toast *tear*

outrageous · Feb 10, 2006

Granted, it's burnt.

I wish there was a party on tonight that I could go to and get pissed

Mythos Inibri · Feb 10, 2006

Granted but you become very happy shortly afterward
I wish my mommy was mommy mommy

Black Core · Feb 10, 2006

granted - but your daddy is not your daddy daddy

I wish I had a better pc

Mythos Inibri · Feb 10, 2006

Granted,but now your bedroom window has a cold draft
I wish upon a falling star

Black Core · Feb 10, 2006

granted - the star felt on your head

I wish my music database was bigger

Mythos Inibri · Feb 10, 2006

Granted,but now it is so big that you have to afford a mansion to keep it all in
i wish the president would suck on cat turds