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[Shiny McShining Rodriguez]

Granted - but he also makes it law for everyone in the country to also suck on cat turds daily.

I wish I had of made the most of my summer.

 

[Black Core]

Granted - you made it boring

I wish I had a friendly dog

 

[gatedropper]

Granted but your neighbor comes in and catches you being impaled in the ass and you have to move out of town.

I wish I could get THAT picture out of my head.

 

[OfManAndMetal]

granted, goes from your head to your hand...and stays there, FOREVER!!!!

i wish i had the greatest sig of all time

 

[Mythos Inibri]

Granted but you have to lose the Iron Maiden one permanently

I wish a train was full of money

 

[Black Core]

Granted - but it blows up with all the money

I wish bush wasn't so stupid

 

[Mythos Inibri]

Granted,but now he acts like Jerry Lewis
i wish i had valuable treasure given to me

 

[Black Core]

granted - but a tornado blows it to your neighbour, so now he's very happy and you're not

I wish I never got sick again

 

[Mythos Inibri]

granted but you never get well again either
i wish i could think of a great topic for people to reply to

 

[OfManAndMetal]

granted, then you get banned

i wish i could have a concert in my room....would be interesting...

 

[judas69]

Granted, but the pyrotechnics would result in everyones immediate death.

I wish exercising in your mind was just as effective as real life.

 

[OfManAndMetal]

granted, but you still get fatigued

i wish i was the fastest man alive

 

[Black Core]

Granted - but you get tired after 2 seconds

I wish I had more cd's

 

[Neith]

Granted, but they are all pop, dance and R n B
I wish I had a massage to sort my neck out

 

[OfManAndMetal]

granted, but the massage cost $100,000,000,000

i wish i had an xbox 360

 

[Neith]

Granted, but your only a minor character in the crappest game ever made

I wish I had all the money in the world to buy decent cds of my choice

 

[OfManAndMetal]

granted but then everyone gets mad cause you took their money and they eat you

i wish i had a hamburger this big (----------------------------------------------------------------------)

 

[Neith]

Granted, but its made out of children
i wish there was some way i could avoid being eaten with my above wish

 

[OfManAndMetal]

granted now they burn you and shit on your remains

i wish my hamburger was made with hamburger meat

(mmmmmmmmm children)

 

[Neith]

Granted, but you're still going to become morbidly obese and suffer from indegestion
I wish I could live forever