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[Mythos Inibri]

Granted,but now you rule the world too
I wish there were no imitation butter

 

[Black Core]

Granted - but now there's no real one either

I wish I could speak better german

 

[OfManAndMetal]

granted, but you learn nothing but german, and are forced to move to china...

i wish i knew kung-fu

 

[Matt]

granted, but you die in a kung-fu accident
I wish my drumset was huge

 

[OfManAndMetal]

granted it is the size of liza minelli's ass (im going to get a letter in the mail)

i wish i was able to fight ryan seacrest

 

[LORD_RED_DRAGON]

granted, you kill Ryan, then his fans kill you

i wish i was the president of www.psychopathicrecords.com

 

[Mythos Inibri]

granted,but the psychopaths rise up against you
I wish i had more money

 

[OfManAndMetal]

granted yo now have 1 more penny

i wish i could know what evil miscreant's avatar said

 

[Neith]

Granted, but it transforms your life negatively forever
I wish my ear didn't hurt so damned much

 

[Valerie]

Granted, but now your nose hurts.


I wish I had more flour tortillas.

 

[OfManAndMetal]

granted, but everytime you go to cook one you burn it

i wish kurt cobaine didnt die

 

[Matt]

granted, but you now wish he was dead again.

I Wish to make the baseball team....

 

[OfManAndMetal]

granted, but the team sucks

i wish i had all the superpowers

 

[Mythos Inibri]

Granted but it negatively affects you rendering you superpowerless
I wish was driving a mercedes

( it says,Sex Bomb Baby Yeah,ofmanandmetal)(a Flipper website.hardcore 80's}

 

[OfManAndMetal]

granted, to bad its not yours, and you get arrested, and sentenced to life in prison, where you become big bubbas little bitch.... tough luck buddy

i wish i wsnt so negative

 

[Mythos Inibri]

Granted,but now you are desperate

i wish big bubba was cuter

 

[OfManAndMetal]

granted, your still his bitch

i wish i had some key-lime pie.... it goes good with barbecue mouse....

 

[Mythos Inibri]

Granted,but you're wearing it
I wish i was a lesbian

 

[Neith]

granted, but have you seen those butch german mommas?
I wish anathema alternately released doom albums then rock albums

 

[Mythos Inibri]

Granted,but they begin producing REO Speedwagon's albums too
I wish I could fly with cute naked lesbians