corrupt-a-wish

[Matt]

granted, but he smites ninja's, too.

I wish I didnt have to run everyday......

 

[OfManAndMetal]

granted, now you get fat

i wish GWAR would let me come on tour with them

 

[Matt]

granted, but you die in a freak stage accident (like randy rhodes)

wish I had a car....

 

[OfManAndMetal]

granted, but you cant fit in it

i wish i had a porshe boxster

 

[Matt]

granted- its actually a box with porsche written with a sharpie

wish I could think something better to post....

 

[OfManAndMetal]

granted but then you forget

i wish saturday's wouldnt have such bad shows

 

[Matt]

(^actually agree with you. all I watch on saturdays is ESPN)

granted, but you cant watch them because of unforeseen complications

wish I had a better drum set......

 

[OfManAndMetal]

granted whatever a "frum" set is? it will explode misteriously

i wish i knew what a frum set was

 

[Matt]

oops. drum set. (edited)
wish I had hummer...

 

[OfManAndMetal]

granted, but you still have to pay for it

i wish i could speak french

 

[Matt]

granted, but they laugh at you when you try to speak to them (I heard they do that)

wish I was better than MJR.....

 

[Mythos Inibri]

granted,but MJR is a just a fat,stupid ninja

I wish for a never ending supply of rum

 

[Matt]

(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NEVER SaY THAT ABOUT MJR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

granted but you get so drunk you die

 

[Black Core]

you forgot your wish

 

[Matt]

oops.

I wish I had wished previously.

 

[Black Core]

granted - you wished you were banned from this forum

I wish no one would forget to wish after they've corrupted one

 

[Matt]

granted; but you forget and everyone else PWNS you.


I wish I were a fish.....

 

[Black Core]

Granted - a shark eats you

I wish I had a friendly snake

 

[Matt]

granted, but it mistakes you for food and kills you. slowly. very slowly. and painfully.

wish that I didnt have to go to school

 

[Black Core]

Granted - you are now the dumbest person in the world

I wish I was at sea right now