corrupt-a-wish

[Matt]

granted, but you drown

wish I want the dumbest person in the world

 

[Black Core]

Granted - now nobody likes you

I wish I had more muscles

 

[Matt]

(dont really care anyway)

granted- you die of steroid overdose

 

[OfManAndMetal]

make a wish montu!!! OR ELSE!!!!!!!

 

[Matt]

(sorry)

wish I had a better nacho de queso..

 

[OfManAndMetal]

granted, now you have "the runs"

i wish i had every episode of "beavis and butthead"

 

[Mythos Inibri]

Granted but Todd beats your ass for laughing funny
I wish I had a cute ninja wench

 

[OfManAndMetal]

granted, but she drugs you up, steals one of your kidneys, wakes you up and feeds it to you

i wish i had the meaning of life

 

[Black Core]

Granted - but it scares you so much you kill yourself

I wish I could host a big metalconcert in my backyard

 

[Deadly]

Granted, but everyone trashes up your home.

I wish Evergrey would come to Ghent.

 

[OfManAndMetal]

granted but you dont have tickets


i wish i could play the drums like jon bonham

 

[Deadly]

Granted, but you don't have arms...

I wish I hadn't missed my favourite radio-program Thursday

 

[OfManAndMetal]

granted, but you'll miss it everytime now...

i wish i had my own radio station

 

[Neith]

Granted, but you know you're only going to be able to play R n B don't you? Except on saturdays, when it's pop all day!

I wish I could transfer all my bloody music quicker

 

[Deadly]

Granted, but it only works on 'gangsta-music'

I wish I lived in Finland

 

[Neith]

Granted, welcome to a life of depression

I wish i wasn't consigned to gangsta rap, yo.

 

[Deadly]

Granted 'bro', you're consigned to jump-music... happy?

I wish I didn't have school Monday

 

[Neith]

Granted, you miss the greatest lesson in the world, tought by the hottest teacher (of your prefered sex) in the world

I wish I had more hours in a weekend

Whats jump-music?

 

[Deadly]

Granted, but the hours are shorter

I wish I didn't have to paint my nails anymore

It's something like trance... = electronic crap with too much bass

 

[Neith]

Granted because you now don't have any (why do you have to anyway?)

I wish I wasn't addicted to the internet and could actually do my school work