corrupt-a-wish

OfManAndMetal · Feb 22, 2006

granted, you fly into a firey pit....wher you die....

i wish my dad would finish dinner

Matt · Feb 22, 2006

granted, now he eats you out of house and home
I wish I had a rickenbacker bass (spelling is askew)

Mythos Inibri · Feb 23, 2006

granted,but you also fall on a patch of ice

I wish i could kill evil fairies with magical powers while eating Lucky Charms

Black Core · Feb 23, 2006

Granted - but you choke on one

I wish I had an angel :lol:

OfManAndMetal · Feb 23, 2006

granted, its the angel of death

i wish i had an awesome tattoo

Mythos Inibri · Feb 24, 2006

Granted,but pink flowers tattoo'd on your butt are awesome now
I wish i could play my guitar as well as Frank Zappa

Black Core · Feb 24, 2006

Granted - now Frank Zappa is jelous and kills you

I wish I was a pro-gamer

OfManAndMetal · Feb 24, 2006

granted, but your the only pro... no competition

i wish i had free xbox live

Matt · Feb 24, 2006

granted, but your connection freezes and you never get to play (happened to me a few times)

I wish my double pedal wasnt broken....

Black Core · Feb 25, 2006

Granted - but now your other drums are all broken

I wish I could survive a huracane

OfManAndMetal · Feb 25, 2006

granted, but you wont survive the earthquake after the hurricane

i wish i had every episode of maximum exposure

Black Core · Feb 25, 2006

granted - but your screen blows, so you can't see it

I wish my mom and dad went away for a month

OfManAndMetal · Feb 25, 2006

granted, but at the last second they force you to go

i wish i had my own rock climbing wall

Black Core · Feb 25, 2006

granted - but you fall off of it and break every bone in your body

I wish I had a lifetime supply of beer

OfManAndMetal · Feb 25, 2006

granted, but you die of liver disease 1 week later

Black Core · Feb 25, 2006

OfManAndMetal said:
granted, but you die of liver disease 1 week later

and your wish?

Matt · Feb 25, 2006

I wish that he had made a wish

Black Core · Feb 25, 2006

granted - he made a crappy wish

I wish I was a ninja master

OfManAndMetal · Feb 25, 2006

granted, but 1000 pirates come and kick your ass

i wish i made a wish up there ^^^

(cant believe i forgot)

Black Core · Feb 25, 2006

granted - you wished you were dead

I wish god would smite ALL pirates