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[OfManAndMetal]

granted but everone dies and leaves you alone...

i wish i could wish for a wish so that i could then wish for more wishes...

 

[Neith]

Granted, but all your future wishes turn to shit
I wish I could sleep

 

[OfManAndMetal]

*yoda voice* granted, and forever sleep you will

i wish i was cool like yoda

 

[Neith]

Granted, but needless to say your smaller than me and green
i wish i wasnt confused about whether i will live forever now or sleep forever

 

[OfManAndMetal]

granted now you want to hop-scotch forever

i wish i could reverse time

 

[Valerie]

Granted, you reverse time by 2 seconds.


I wish there'd be an actual tr00 kvlt metal show on television.

 

[OfManAndMetal]

granted but you have not tv

i wish i had the first season of family guy on dvd

 

[mortal treason]

Granted,

i wish i could get two bottles of absinthe instead of only one

 

[Black Core]

Granted - but you get so drunk you fall a sleep and wake up in the gutter 100 miles from your house with no money to get home

I wish I was a better programmer

 

[Mythos Inibri]

Granted,but your lifes work goes only into one program
I wish I could seduce very,very cute Ninja babes

 

[Neith]

Granted, but they slit your throat half way through
I wish I fly

 

[BasilisK]

^ Nice sig eyes

Granted, but you get shot down by the Royal Air Force.

I wish I could go back to sleep.

 

[hatecrewchick]

granted but you will be kicked out of bed by a pirate

i wish i was in america

 

[BasilisK]

^ I AM a pirate, I'm the captain here

Granted, but you'll be hated just for being in America like the rest of us.

I ran out of soda, I wish I had more...

 

[Black Core]

Granted - you'll drown in it (after your pirate boat sinks )

I wish I had a nice conversation with the members of Slipknot

 

[OfManAndMetal]

granted but they drive you insane...and you die (thought i would throw that in there)

i wish that i had a dollar for everytime somone walked

 

[Black Core]

Granted - it falls on your head from a height of 1000 miles and you die

I wish I could meet you

 

[OfManAndMetal]

granted, but i have terrible B.O.

i wish i could be president

 

[Mythos Inibri]

Granted,but you are now the president of a bankrupt company
i wish i had the Flipper video and the movie Emerald City

 

[Black Core]

Granted - but you're tv blows so you can't watch it

I wish I was more evil like evil miscreant