corrupt-a-wish

[Deadly]

Granted, you are now a mathgeek, congrats

I wish men were easier to talk to.

 

[Neith]

Granted, now they are all gay

I wish I had a man (who wasn't gay!)

 

[gatedropper]

Granted but he smells of corpse rot.

I wish I could drink and drive legally.

 

[Matt]

granted, but naturally you die in a wreck

I wish It wasnt cold outside..

 

[Mythos Inibri]

Granted but now it is cold inside
I wish i had a pair of bongo's

 

[Deadly]

Granted, but now you don't want to play them anymore.

I wish he'd ask my number.

 

[Matt]

granted, but he never calls

wish it wasnt raining outside

 

[Deadly]

Granted, but your house is still flooded and you have to swim to work or school.

I wish I could speak German fluently

 

[Mythos Inibri]

granted,but you move to france

i wish i had more money

 

[OfManAndMetal]

granted, heres a penny *gives evil miscreant a rusty penny*

i wish i had every iron maiden shirt

 

[inEdible]

You are crushed under the weight of all those shirts.

I wish the weather improves for a while.

 

[Matt]

granted, but only for a day and the weather drops -20 degrees overnight

I wish that i would make a good wish

 

[Zack]

granted but your wish is to sacrifice yourself so you can donate your organs

 

[Black Core]

Zack, a wish please

 

[Mythos Inibri]

Granted,but Zack wished you would fall down and start crying

I wish I wasn't insane

 

[Black Core]

Granted - now everyone is insane so you don't look sane anymore

I wish Bush had never existed

 

[Matt]

granted, (me too) but al sharpton was elected

I wish that more good bands would come to illinois

 

[Black Core]

Granted - now there's an overflow and all the bands you like come at the same time so you can't see em

I wish I had a better cell phone

 

[Matt]

granted but its so high tech you dont have any idea how to use it

wish my tv was better

 

[Black Core]

granted - but you never use it

I wish I had a guitar