corrupt-a-wish

[Matt]

granted but the neck is too big so you cant use it

wish it wasnt so damn cold outside

 

[Black Core]

granted - it's 100 degrees and you melt

I wish it was 30 degrees outside

 

[Deadly]

Granted, but you're locked inside... and I have the keys

I wish I didn't have to study

 

[Black Core]

(won't you let me out, please)
Granted - now you're dumb

I wish you would give me the keys

 

[Deadly]

Granted, if you become my slave

I wish I had transportation to my festivals

 

[Black Core]

granted - they take you to festivals where helmut lotti preforms

I wish I was your slave (so I can get the key)

 

[Deadly]

Granted, now you must cary me to all my concerts...

I wish I was taller.

 

[LORD_RED_DRAGON]

Granted, now you must cary me to all my concerts...

I wish I was taller.

granted, now your 2 times as tall as any other human on Earth

i wish i was sucking dick

 

[Mythos Inibri]

Granted but he never cums and you get chapped lips

I wish I knew how to flap my arms really fast so I would be able to fly around over gates to get into concerts free.

 

[OfManAndMetal]

granted, but you fly over a gate... INTO A GUN CLUB, and they shoot you thinking you're a bird...

i wish i had the best paintball gun

 

[Mythos Inibri]

Granted but you try to commit suicide with it and accidentally turn your hair pink

I wish i could by more new c.d.'s right now

 

[OfManAndMetal]

granted, but there kenny g cd's

i wish i had mariah carey as a sex slave

 

[Zack]

Granted, but shes exremely snobby (o wait...)
Granted, but she's 90 yrs. old
I wish I had a record store next to my house

 

[Matt]

granted but it only has rap and country

wish that there was no school tommarow

 

[Zack]

granted- but you have to skip summer and go to school (in addition to summer school if you are taking it)

I wish I had a mansion

 

[Deadly]

Granted, but you co-own it with 90 pigeons and snobby Mariah Carey...

I wish it didn't hurt

 

[Matt]

(wish what doesnt hurt??)

granted, but the other thing hurts

I wish my legs were not so sore

 

[Zack]

Granted, but amputation is the only cure

I wish I could choose my teachers

 

[Black Core]

Granted - you choose the ones you don't like

I wish I lived in Scotland

 

[Zack]

Granted, but scotland blows up when you get there
I wish I knew the name of every song in the universe