corrupt-a-wish

[Deadly]

Granted, but the singer's voice turned into 50 Cent's...

I wish my math teacher would stop giving me his creepy stare...

 

[Neith]

Granted, you two get married

I wish I had better concentration and inspiration to do home work

 

[Black Core]

Granted - but your homework sucks anyway and you get all zeros

I wish Bush was never born

 

[Deadly]

Granted, now there is world peace what people thought could never exist.

I wish I had a job (this is a give-away )

 

[Mythos Inibri]

granted but now you are your math teachers maid in a skimpy outfit

i wish for more cool music to hear

 

[Deadly]

Granted, you become a Mariah Carey-fanboy/-girl

I wish he'd look at me

 

[Anonymous]

Granted - But he's secretly Cyclops so he destroys you with laser vision.

I wish I had a heart.

 

[Mythos Inibri]

granted but it doesn't beat
I wish mariah carey would sit on my face

 

[Deadly]

Granted, but she didn't wash in a month...

I wish it was raining

 

[Anonymous]

Granted - But it's raining Gilette Fusion 5 blade razors so you get all cut up.
EDIT: oops forgot to post a wish.

I wish my sub-woofer was better.

 

[Ender Rises]

granted, your hearing fails!

i wish my cell phone was smaller

 

[OfManAndMetal]

granted, but it is smaller than the one will ferrell used in a SNL Skit

i wish i didn't have to go to school

 

[Deadly]

Granted, and so you miss your chance for eternal happiness with your soulmate who was stopping by today.

I wish he already knew

 

[Anonymous]

Granted. - He now knows what you did last summer.

 

[Ender Rises]

and your wish was...?

 

[Anonymous]

Fuck, I did it again.

I wish James LaBrie didn't piss me off.

 

[Black Core]

Granted - he pisses on you

I wish I was studying something else

 

[Anonymous]

Granted - You now study male genitalia. (unless that's what you were studying to begin with... )

I wish I would have the power to conjure up anything I can think of without any bad consequences.

 

[Black Core]

(I study computing)
Granted - you conjure your most hated band and it keeps playing all day and all night

I wish I had a girlfriend who's beautiful and loves me and cares about me

 

[Anonymous]

Granted -

I bet she's beautiful on the inside

I wish the hitbox glitch in CS: Source would be fixed 100%.