corrupt-a-wish

[Deadly]

Granted, but then he commits suicide because he doesn't like you...

I wish I had lenses

 

[TB666]

Granted but they hurt when you put them on
I wish I could figure out what to wish

 

[Deadly]

Granted, you wish for a Deadly by your side

I wish my nails would paint themselves

 

[TB666]

granted but they would be painted by me
I wish for a pizza

 

[Deadly]

Granted, but it's infected with bird-flew... sorry.

I wish I had ALL Evergrey-cd's

 

[TB666]

Granted but they would really contain nothing but Britney spears song.
I wish I had castle.

 

[Deadly]

Granted, but it's only a drawing of a castle

I wish I could walk up to him and slap the bastard...

 

[TB666]

Granted but it would be a tiger that you slap
I wish I could see that

 

[Deadly]

Granted, but after attacking Deadly, he goes towardds your beard...

I wish Deathstars would come to Belgium

 

[TB666]

Granted but they will blow up earth with their laser
I wish I was Darth Vader

 

[Deadly]

Granted, but no one takes you seriously

I wish things were different

 

[TB666]

Granted but they would be awful
I wish I was a volcano

 

[Deadly]

Granted, but you never erupt, so everyone lives on you

I wish I already ate

 

[TB666]

Granted but you ate something terrible
I wish you luck

 

[Deadly]

Granted, but it won't help that much

I wish I had those Misfit-gloves

 

[TB666]

Granted but they wouldn't fit
I wish I had a new hat

 

[Deadly]

Granted, but the viking-mates hate you now...

I wish I had a long leather skirt

 

[Anonymous]

Granted - That skirt is the major turn on of ugly people. You then get swarmed by them constantly.

I wish my computer was better.

 

[Matt]

granted, but it cost you alot of money and you went bankrupt. (though I actually do too)

I wish that baseball practice didnt take so long

 

[Anonymous]

Granted - Your team never practices and you lose every match.

I wish Yngwie Malmsteen could write decent songs.