corrupt-a-wish

Matt · Mar 17, 2006

granted, but his songs are only partially decent. (again, i do too)

I wish symphony x would get their new album out

Anonymous · Mar 17, 2006

Granted - It comes out early and is less good than if you would have waited for them to perfect it.

I wish this wish wouldn't get granted.

OfManAndMetal · Mar 18, 2006

fine it wont

i wish i knew how to "count cards"

Anonymous · Mar 18, 2006

Granted - You now know how to count to 52 :lol:

I wish Adagio would still have their old singer.

Matt · Mar 18, 2006

granted, but his voice goes and he sucks

I wish that I hadnt sucked today at our game

Anonymous · Mar 18, 2006

Granted - You go back in time where baseball practices take a long time (reference to your old wish)

I wish Children of Bodom hadn't sold-out.

Matt · Mar 18, 2006

granted, but the show sucks

I wish that some past occurences had'nt occured

Anonymous · Mar 19, 2006

Granted - You've never been born.

I wish guitars would tune themselves.

Matt · Mar 19, 2006

granted, but they tune themselves out of tune

I wish that there was no school tommarrow

Larsson · Mar 19, 2006

Granted, though I have a feeling ''tomarrow' will never come.

I wish I could have a pizza right now.

Matt · Mar 19, 2006

granted, but it is the kind you loathe

I wish It wasnt cold outside

Ender Rises · Mar 19, 2006

granted, now it is 10,000 degrees and raining your mom's undies

i wish jimi hendrix was still alive

Matt · Mar 19, 2006

granted, but bow he plays the oboe.

I wish jimi hendrix was alive and didnt play the oboe

Larsson · Mar 19, 2006

Granted, however he has desided do shift his focus from doing music to doing gay porn.

I wish I was less fat.

Anonymous · Mar 19, 2006

Granted - you lost 0.0001 inches off your waist line.

I wish reality TV didn't exist and sitcoms still ruled the airwaves.

Matt · Mar 19, 2006

granted- the two actual shows remain the same; they just swap genres

I wish larrson would change his avatar

Thorns On My Grave · Mar 20, 2006

Granted: He changed it to an entire person suffering from felsh eating disease

I wish I was in better shape

Larsson · Mar 20, 2006

Granted, you are know shaped as flawless sphere.

I wish I would not feel stupid for posting in a thread such as this.

Matt · Mar 20, 2006

granted, but you do anyway

I wish that larsson would again change his avatar

Thorns On My Grave · Mar 20, 2006

Granted, he changed it into a festering week old boiled body

I wish I had a better memory