corrupt-a-wish

OfManAndMetal · Mar 20, 2006

granted, but you walk in on 3 turtles doing it and now cant get it out of your head...

i wish i could play the guitar like joe satriani

Mythos Inibri · Mar 20, 2006

granted,but now your ass hurts from burning diarreah
i wish i had more money

Larsson · Mar 21, 2006

Granted, but it's worthless money from a currency no longer in use.

I wish music cds where cheaper.

Mythos Inibri · Mar 21, 2006

granted,but rabid squirrels chase you out of your back-yard while you are hosting a barbecue

i wish i had more money

Thorns On My Grave · Mar 21, 2006

Granted, but your sent to a concentration camp where they take it all away and burn it

I wish I was a ROCKSTAR!

Mythos Inibri · Mar 22, 2006

Granted,but you become Sammy Haggar

I wish i could pick out more c.d.'s for free and a Darkthrone longsleeve T-Shirt for free.

Thorns On My Grave · Mar 22, 2006

Granted, but you are them arrested by a group of violent religious zealots

I wish I could play all instruments well

Anonymous · Mar 22, 2006

Granted - You get laughed at for the rest of your life for being an expert Keytar player

I wish I was adopted.

Larsson · Mar 22, 2006

Granted, but you get adopted by me. BWAHAHAHHARHAR!!

I wish I could fly.

Thorns On My Grave · Mar 23, 2006

Granted but you can't descend

I wish I had a perfect drum kit

Matt · Mar 23, 2006

granted, but it has only one perfect peice: the hi-hat coupler

I wish that I could afford a new double pedal

Black Core · Mar 24, 2006

Granted - now your cimbals are broke

I wish the teacher would stop teaching

Mythos Inibri · Mar 24, 2006

granted,but you begin crying uncontrollably after eating some fruit-loops

i wish i had more money

Matt · Mar 25, 2006

granted, but for some unexplainable reason, you cant spend it. Only look at it.

I wish that I didnt have to run my ass off at practice every day.

Valerie · Mar 25, 2006

Granted, you have to run your dick off at practice every day. For the rest of your life.

I wish Headbangers Ball didn't suck.

Matt · Mar 25, 2006

(i am watching that now. You're right, it does suck)

Granted; it's now horrible.

I wish that I didnt have too run my dick off at practice.

Valerie · Mar 26, 2006

Granted, you have to run your testicle off at practice.

Matt · Mar 26, 2006

I wish that you had made a wish.

Mythos Inibri · Mar 27, 2006

Granted,She now wishes you ran your entire legs off

I wish my wishes were not corrupted

Matt · Mar 27, 2006

granted. (hehe)

I wish that it was raining right now