corrupt-a-wish

[Horus]

Granted, but you're a fallen angel.

I wish Friday would come already.

 

[Black Core]

Granted - but on friday a nucleir bom will explode underneath your house

I wish Vacation was longer

 

[skullkrusher]

Granted - But now you have to work for the next three years without a day off


I wish I had a cold beer

 

[Thorns On My Grave]

Granted but you find out its piss

I wish I were taller

 

[Black Core]

Granted - but your house shrunk and you don't fit in it anymore

I wish I could take vengence on someone I don't like

 

[Anonymous]

Granted - But you suffer the consequences. And get ass-raped in jail.

I wish every single thread wouldn't become about Dream Theater.

 

[Black Core]

Granted - it's now about blondie

I wish I was more popular in school

 

[Thorns On My Grave]

Granted, you are now a cheerleader

I wish there were more cool people

 

[Black Core]

Granted - but now you are uncool and the cool ppl don't like you

I wish I had a lion as a pet

 

[Anonymous]

Granted - But you can't pet it.

I wish 1337sp33k would be an official language.

 

[Black Core]

Granted - but only you speak it

I wish I was king of Belgium

 

[Anonymous]

Granted - But Bush comes after you using a lame excuse.

I wish I didn't have ADD

 

[Black Core]

Granted - you now have cancer

I wish sickness didn't exist

 

[Thorns On My Grave]

Granted but you have no testicles

I wish there were more phat beatz in da wurld

 

[Mythos Inibri]

Granted,you will begin to boogie dance in a disco on rollerskates

i wish big momma slaps her bootie as we all laugh

 

[Matt]

granted but we dont laugh.

I wish led zeppelin was still together

 

[Horus]

Granted, but they play bad music now and arent as good anymore.
I wish I can not regret saying that later.

 

[Mythos Inibri]

Granted but we all regret not crying at Jesse James funeral

I wish debutantes would back-flip through the sunny sky naked being eaten by ravenous eagles

 

[Thorns On My Grave]

Granted but your blind so you can't see it

I wish my ass didn't hurt

 

[Black Core]

Granted - now your head does

I wish there were no evil ppl on this planet