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[sx-pi-r]

Granted - What the f*** is a abi?

I wish I could have DR

 

[AlphaTemplar]

Granted. I'm not sure what 'DR' is, so I'll assume you forgot the 'Weil' and you wanted this guy:

I wish more people would take the time to think, share their ideas, and open up their minds to others instead of blindly conforming to the 'will' of society, and that I knew how to pronounce 'nmpfxzklrpmtg'

 

[Thorns On My Grave]

Granted, but your killed as soon as he revelation comes to everyone

I wish for more

 

[Mythos Inibri]

Granted but it never came true

I wish sammy haggar would commit suicide

 

[Thorns On My Grave]

Granted, but he jumps of a cliff with you attached to him

I wish my head didn't hurt

 

[Black Core]

Granted - now you have no head

I wish more ppl would read and join my sig

 

[Nefertiri]

Granted - but all the ppl who read/join your sig are n00bs and emos

I wish I could deal with God

 

[Thorns On My Grave]

Granted, he makes a deal that youll never go to heaven

I wish I didn't have to go to school

 

[Mythos Inibri]

Granted,but suddenly someone stabs you in the head with an ice-pick

I wish dogs would gangrape an ice-cream man while children watching cry

 

[Nefertiri]

Granted, but you´re the ice-cream man

I wish I have 3 wishes for free

 

[Thorns On My Grave]

Granted, you can only wish for death

I wish my back felt better

 

[Black Core]

Granted - now you're head feels like it's been trampled by elephants

I wish god didn't exist and the devil ruled the world

 

[Nefertiri]

Granted - Here I am!

I wish I can go on holiday

 

[Thorns On My Grave]

Granted, you go on holiday to the after life

I wish my ears did not hurt

 

[Nefertiri]

Granted - but now you hear nothing

I wish the sun will shine on 10th June

 

[Neith]

Granted, in every country except your own.
I wish my last ever week of school would go quicker

 

[Anonymous]

Granted, it went by so fast that you forgot about your exams and now you work at McDonalds for the rest of your life.

I wish monitors wouldn't glare cause of shitty windows.

 

[Neith]

(That's not gonna happen, I have an unconditional offer for university! Am I gloating, yes I am! It's not the course I want to do the so it's not much to be proud of).
Granted, they just don't bloody work at all!

I wish I could save up money for my holiday quicker.

 

[Black Core]

Granted - but you die on your holiday

I wish I could come to scotland

 

[Mythos Inibri]

granted but highlanders beat your ass

i wish i had a new rifle with a very accurate scope