corrupt-a-wish

Thorns On My Grave · May 9, 2006

Granted, you now live on the street, and eventually a crack house

I wish there was a restroom nearby

Nefertiri · May 9, 2006

granted - its taken by another person

I wish I had some GOOD beer to drink now

Thorns On My Grave · May 9, 2006

Granted, but someone swaps your cup with goat piss

I wish there were more awesome people

Anonymous · May 9, 2006

Granted - Here I am

I wish I'd be good at math.

Thorns On My Grave · May 9, 2006

Granted but you lose your ability to speak

I wish the day would move faster

Mythos Inibri · May 9, 2006

granted,now you have a goat fetish

i wish mommy foo foo potty-pants AAAAHhhHHhhHhHHrrGgggHhhhh

Anonymous · May 9, 2006

Granted.. except you dont know what that means so you have no clue what the hell has been granted.

I wish Adagio weren't so damn far away.

Black Core · May 9, 2006

Granted - there up your ass

I wish I could hug the girl who I love

Anonymous · May 9, 2006

Black Core said:
I wish I could hug the girl who I love

Nothing's stopping you.

Black Core · May 9, 2006

yeah, it does, she doesn't want me to

Anonymous · May 9, 2006

Black Core said:
yeah, it does, she doesn't want me to

Black Core · May 9, 2006

^exactly how I feel right now and the last couple of days

Thorns On My Grave · May 9, 2006

Granted, you can hug her but she kicks you in the teeth (sorry its corrupt a wish man)

I wish I didn't have to work today

enjoi17 · May 10, 2006

granted but you get raped by a goat

i wish i wasnt so fucked

Black Core · May 10, 2006

Granted - now no one ever wants to fuck you again

I wish she would kiss me

Nefertiri · May 10, 2006

Granted - I? No sorry dude, no time ^^

I wish It would be the 10th June

Black Core · May 10, 2006

Granted - but the world ends on June 10

I wish I was happier

Puckfiend · May 10, 2006

Granted, but you now whistle a happy tune at all times.

I wish I was going out with a Victoria's Secret model.

Nefertiri · May 11, 2006

Granted - but she´ll fall down and died and everybody will say it was your fault

I wish I dont have to write the policy and economy exam tomorrow

Black Core · May 12, 2006

Granted - you have to do it today

I wish I could drink beer all the time and never get drunk