corrupt-a-wish

Nefertiri · May 13, 2006

Granted - but all your braincells will dying

I wish I had one free week to chill out

Mythos Inibri · May 15, 2006

Granted,but suddenly you get beaten to death

I wish instead of Mothers Day It could be Evil Miscreant's Day

Thorns On My Grave · May 15, 2006

Granted, but the miscreant castrates you

I wish my headphones worked better

Anonymous · May 15, 2006

Granted - But you hate the music coming out of them.

I wish MySongBook was allowed to distribute tabs again

Nefertiri · May 17, 2006

Granted - but all the new tabs are shit

I wish a person, I like very much, would come to me in June.

AlphaTemplar · May 20, 2006

She comes and introduces you to her fiance.

And I wish I had Lollapalooza tickets.

Mythos Inibri · May 21, 2006

Granted but God strikes your head with lightning

I wish God never existed

Thorns On My Grave · May 25, 2006

Granted, but you cease to exist

I wish I was not in school

Pessimism · May 26, 2006

Granted, you now reside in Guantanamo Bay.

I wish I'd pass my driving test today.

Killbot · May 26, 2006

Granted, but as you drive down the street twelve lorries simultaneously crash into your car and you become paralyzed.

I wish I wasn't so cold.

Pessimism · May 26, 2006

Granted, it will now be 112 degrees wherever you go

I wish your granted version of my wish doesn't come true

greasemunkey · May 26, 2006

granted, due to my confusion i kill you.

i wish i had a donut

Killbot · May 26, 2006

Granted, but it's a razor blade donut and you accidently drop it on your dick.

I wish I had a better chair.

Mythos Inibri · May 27, 2006

Granted,But your chair has a giant dildo in it that ruptures your anus

I wish you will sniff lung destroying farts

Deadly · May 28, 2006

Granted, evil miscreant will sniff ung destroying farts

I wish I had the strength to talk to him

Black Core · May 28, 2006

Granted - but he refuses to talk to you

I wish I had more active posters on my own forum

Deadly · May 28, 2006

Granted, but they're just there because they're gay and fancy you... :lol:

I wish Tom S Englund would give me a hug!

Black Core · May 28, 2006

Granted - it's a goodbye hug and you never see him again

I wish Brazil would win the world cup

Deadly · May 28, 2006

Granted, but they just payed the coach to cheat.

I wish 'fat' didn't exist

Black Core · May 28, 2006

Granted - it has been replaced by cancer

I wish I could go to graspop