corrupt-a-wish

[XCreepingDeathX]

Granted, but you suffer a heart attack 30 minutes before the concert and are rushed to the hospital.

I wish I had a pepperoni pizza right now...

 

[VildmarkensFortrollandeStammor]

Granted, but you suffer a heart attack 30 minutes before the concert and are rushed to the hospital.

I wish I had a pepperoni pizza right now...

Granted, It's on your head

I wish I knew how Sunn O))) produced their amazing sound

 

[Nefertiri]

Granted but after you´ve know it, they all will kill you.

I wish I this fuckin pain will stop

 

[Black Core]

Granted - other pain takes over

I wish I was good at photoshop

 

[Nefertiri]

Granted - now you´ll never do something else

I wish I could play the guitar like Alexi Laiho

 

[Black Core]

Granted - but you have no guitar to play on

I wish I could work at a place where I would like the work

 

[Kreator/Destroyer]

Granted - but you aren't getting paid but you work full-time

i wish my band would get signed by Nuclear Blast Records

 

[Black Core]

Granted - but you still don't sell anything

I wish the devil was my best friend

 

[Mythos Inibri]

Granted but then he steals your girlfriend

I wish i could blow the fucking shit out of large buildings full of human cattle

 

[Darkstone]

Granted - But the bombs are duds.

I wish I could play guitar like Alexi Laiho

 

[Kreator/Destroyer]

granted - but you end up in an emo band

i wish i could go through the streets of new york with a broad sword and decapitate random passerby and then kill cops with a twelve-gage shotgun full of nails and razorwire

 

[greasemunkey]

granted, but while this is going on, a sniper kills you.
i wish i had a dollar for a donut.

 

[Darkstone]

granted - but the shop is shut.

I wish i could kill emo's.

 

[VildmarkensFortrollandeStammor]

Granted But They haunt you for all eternity,
I wish I could beat up this little Jerk at school

 

[Darkstone]

granted - but he's just moved towns..
I wish i was rich

 

[greasemunkey]

granted, money no longer has value
i wish i was gay

 

[Darkstone]

granted, but you are paraletic
i wish i was a better fighter

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but you have no arms.

i wish i had alexi all to myself

 

[Matt]

granted, but you suddenly start hateing him.

I wish that opeth's drummer had'nt left.

 

[Perpetual Catatonia]

Granted, but Opeth dies in an RV accident while he's driving.

I wish I had a car.