corrupt-a-wish

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, because im already burned

i wish the bands on ozzfest didnt suck

 

[necromancy]

granted, and wish I see Children of Bodom sometime.. (And I envy that pict in your avatar )

 

[Mythos Inibri]

Granted,You see them in the future and they are Grandfathers of Bodom and they eat porridge on stage and cough

I wish suicidal elephants marched on the White House

 

[Nefertiri]

Granted, but they´ll die before they´ll reach the White House

I wish it would be a bit colder here

 

[Falconspirit]

Granted, but everybody freezes and can't post anymore

I wish the sky was red

 

[Nefertiri]

( I´ve said only a bit )

Granted, but the rain gets red too and all things get coloured red when it rains and dont wash away

I wish it would rain A BIT

 

[Falconspirit]

(It's already cold enough here)

Granted but all the rain drops keep falling only on you

I wish I could fly

 

[Nefertiri]

(thats great when all the drops fall on me )

Granted, but your wings get broken when you are very high

I wish I could fly without any complications

 

[Falconspirit]

Granted, but every time you try to land you crash into something (but you get out with no serious injuries)

I wish I could sing like Jeff Buckley

 

[Nefertiri]

Granted, but one day later you lost your voice in an accident

I wish my 666th post would stay

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but the number of the beast suddenly changes to 83.

i wish i didnt have poison ivy

 

[greasemunkey]

granted, you now have poison oak.
i wish i hadnt gotten drunk last night

 

[kerrys wear boots]

:Smokin: granted, but you wake up miserable this morning.

i wish i had more food:Smokin:

 

[Metal head87]

Granted, but you would become morbidly obese

I wish I knew how to make the perfect alcoholic drink (by the way, saying it will turn me into an alcoholic will not turn this against me since I'm already a drunkard).

 

[Horus]

Grantedm but the drink was too prefect for you to handle, so it made you look like a n00b.

I wish I knew how to PWN people better.

 

[Metal head87]

Granted, but you will have to explain to me what pwn means!

I wish there was a place where it was winter forever!

 

[Horus]

Granted, but it's a Russian Prison called Siberia.

I wish that there was a specific definition for the word "PWN".

 

[Matt]

granted, but it ceases to exist, and you idiot people have to come up with another word to use.

I wish that the word PWN didnt exist.

 

[Horus]

Granted, but some MMORPG nut is gonna reinvent it anyway.

I wish I was popular.

 

[Metal head87]

Granted, but then you would have to spend time with douchebags

I wish I had the power of Jesus (how's that for blasphemy!) or Damien from the Omen movies!