corrupt-a-wish

[Neith]

Granted. Now you just look like a fag.
I wish I had infinite knowledge of all things good concerning metal.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but its just too much for you to handle.

i wish i could give george bush a good hard kick in the pants

 

[Metal head87]

Granted, but then some huge dog will give you a nice huge bite in your pants

I wish I could turn a 12 ounce beer into a 40 ounce of the same brand (I drink light beer so I don't get a beer belly)

 

[Dazed and Brutal]

Granted, but then some huge dog will give you a nice huge bite in your pants

I wish I could turn a 12 ounce beer into a 40 ounce of the same brand (I drink light beer so I don't get a beer belly)

Granted, but it's some some shitty light beer that makes you puke.

I wish I could be in a porno (NOT GAY)

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but you get an STD.

i wish northern virginia wasnt so boring

 

[Metal head87]

Granted, but then it would be harder to do illegal things

I wish my laundry would clean itself

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but when its done it gets up and walks away, leaving you nekkid.

i wish could remember what i did last night

 

[greasemunkey]

granted, you had sex with a pig
i wish i hadnt said that

 

[Falconspirit]

Granted...it was you who had sex with the pig

I wish winter comes back right now

 

[Killbot]

Granted, but the cold weather causes your house to thaw and be destroyed. Also, your insurance doesn't cover it.
I wish packing wasn't so boring.

 

[enjoi17]

granted, fudge packing..

i wish it was october

 

[necromancy]

Granted, but in october I'll be working till september so I don't want August to end..

I wish my stomach ache comes to an end....

 

[Horus]

Granted, but now you have a headache.

I wish I could get my driver's license already.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but you crash your car on the way home

i wish tool and the closest gigantour werent on the same day

 

[Perpetual Catatonia]

Granted, but the they both get cancelled.

I wish I could punch people through the internet.

 

[Dazed and Brutal]

um the person your punching has his faced covered with barbed wire.

I wish I had a car.

 

[necromancy]

granted, but no, I wish I had the car you wish but I wish you wouldn2t have that car. (I've a driving licence since 2001 but no car at all)...

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted but its a shitty car.

i wish i didnt have a $100 parking ticket

 

[Horus]

Granted. It's a $1000 parking ticket.

I wish I was ready to take my road test already.

 

[NaTaSMAI]

Granted, but you fail

I wish I wasn't in debt