corrupt-a-wish

[Nemesis_lxix]

Granted,you are kicked off the team

I wish I had a new car.

 

[necromancy]

Granted,you are kicked off the team

I wish I had a new car.

Nooo nooo I am noooot kicked off!

Granted, you exceeded the speed limits and the police took your driver's licence

 

[Nemesis_lxix]

Funny you should mention but I just drove back to Athens an hour ago and on the way I passed a police man with the speed meter driving 150-160 km/h

Fortunately,there wasn’t a block waiting for me but I fear that they got my plate and send the ticket with the mail.You sure know how to corrupt a wish


Still you need to wish for something.

 

[necromancy]

so here is my wish.. I wish you see the ticket in your post box...

 

[greasemunkey]

i wish i had a pickle

 

[Pessimism]

Granted, but it's your neighbors

I wish I had a cool pair of sunglasses.

 

[NaTaSMAI]

Granted, but they're too small for your head

I wish I had me some ice cream

 

[Nemesis_lxix]

Granted,but it melts in your hand before you taste it.

I wish I would pass my math exam on monday.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

PICKLES ARE AWFUL. i had to dissect one today

you get AIDS from the pickle and die.

i wish it wasnt so fucking hot in this room.

 

[Horus]

Granted, but now, the extreme heat turned into extreme FUNK, and now the Funk Level in the room you're in are too high to survive.

I wish I knew where the hell Pickles came from in the last post.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted.

i wish i knew too. i have nooooo idea where pickles came from.



its always funky in this room, i've adapted.

 

[Kreator/Destroyer]

i wish i could go out with the hot girl i work with

 

[Kreator/Destroyer]

i wish i could go out with the hot girl i work with

 

[ivry91]

Granted, but she'll turn out a trann.

I wish when i recover from my leg injury i can take officers.(army)

 

[biggsy]

granted but your boss is now george w bush.

i wish my medial ligament would heal

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted. but your achilles tendon gets ripped out.

i wish my boss wasnt a fucking thundercunt.


PS thats a bummer. what'd you do to your medial ligament?

 

[Dodheimsgard]

granted. but he starts coming on to you.

I wish the weekend was here already.

 

[Pessimism]

Granted, but it is sunday night at 11:54pm

I wish my neck didn't hurt.

 

[Nemesis_lxix]

Granted,but now the rest of your body starts to hurt.

I wish someone would clean my house for free.

 

[necromancy]

Granted, but this person steals whatever you own in your house...

I wish I could upgrade my PC..