corrupt-a-wish

[Dodheimsgard]

Granted, But it becomes so upgraded it has limbs and keeps trying to suicide.

I wish it rained all the time...

 

[Pessimism]

Granted, but New Orleans is really fucked now.

I also wish it would rain all the time.
(mwwuahahahah)

 

[greasemunkey]

granted, your home floods and you die.
i wish the universe revolved around me

 

[Dodheimsgard]

granted, but the gravitational pull turns you inside out
I wish someone would make me some food.

 

[greasemunkey]

granted, its been poisoned
i wish my wish was wished by a fish

 

[Nemesis_lxix]

Granted,but you get eaten !
I wish I had more time to sleep.

 

[Pessimism]

Granted, you're dead

I wish this shit musc at my work would stop.

 

[Horus]

Granted, but now you have to listen to Steven Segal's blues album.

I wish my band would fucking finish our new song already.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted. but then you have to tour! and come to northern virginia. which REALLY sucks.

i wish i had more chinese food.

 

[necromancy]

Granted, you ate plenty plenty plenty of Chinesse food, but unfortunately you got poisoned at last..

I wish there had been something to watch on TV...

 

[Dodheimsgard]

Granted, but it was all porn full of lesbians

I wish I wasn't hungover

 

[Nemesis_lxix]

Granted,but now you are to remain sober for the rest of your life.
I wish I had a pizza and a beer delivered to me right now.

 

[Pessimism]

Granted, but you have no money to pay for it.

I wish I had a wish right now.

 

[necromancy]

Granted, you wished to look like Mortis, and your wish came true..

I wish I hadn't had a course to teach early in the morning...

 

[Astrum]

granted, but now you have to teach it at 11 PM 7 days a week

 

[Horus]

I wish I could see Adagio in concert.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but they end up sucking live.

i wish i didnt have hockey tonight

 

[Pessimism]

Granted, your game is cancelled because they found a body wherever you play

I wish I didn't feel I was having a bleh day

 

[Nemesis_lxix]

Granted,you now feel your day is worse.

I wish I had something to do with my time right now.

 

[greasemunkey]

granted, you destroyed it
i wish i knew how to post my tee shirts