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[entanglement]

Granted, except you have to first look that term up in the dictionary.

I wish I could say hello to Hitler

 

[Dodheimsgard]

Granted, But you do and he tries to bum you.

I wish time would hurry up so I could go out boooozin'.

 

[Astrum]

granted, but you get drunk and get into a car accident

i wish time would hurry the fuck up so i could go to maiden on friday

 

[TheDukeOfKahn]

Granted, but they'll play a semi-decent set and you'll come back here and complain about it.

I wish I wouldn't fuck up my classes this quarter

 

[entanglement]

Granted, they'll fuck you up instead.

I wish I had more black metal in my collection.

 

[Deadly]

Granted, but it's black metal from Jamaica, and sounds terrible

I wish Apocalyptica came back to Ghent...

 

[Pessimism]

Granted, they all die in a bus accident while listening to their Metallica cover album.


I wish my gargoyle statue didnt have big ass lips.

 

[entanglement]

Granted, but you'll soon wake up from the dream thinking it doesn't

I wish I knew how to skin/customize foobar2000

 

[biggsy]

granted but the firmware changed and everythings different now.

i wish i didnt want 2 chicks who hate each other

 

[Deadly]

Granted, you want 2 pricks who hate eachother

I wish I had another piercing in my ear...

 

[entanglement]

Granted, except they'll cause an infection.

I wish I weren't so lazy to not want to hit the shower right now.

 

[Nemesis_lxix]

Granted,you finally hit the showers but you are in jail and you get raped.

I wish I could get a new DSL soon.

 

[Pessimism]

Granted, except you have AOL for some awful reason.


I wish for ________ more of these cool lines that lie on the floor __________________________ _ __ _ _ _ ___________

 

[kerrys wear boots]

^granted. but they come up off of the floor, impaling you.

i wish i could control myself:Smokin:

 

[Pessimism]

Granted, you soon die because there is just too much too control

I wish I hated more people.

 

[Deadly]

Granted, and you die of loneliness 'cause nobody likes you 'cause you hate them.

I wish he'd come back

 

[Kreator/Destroyer]

he does, and kills you

i wish that school was over

 

[Deadly]

Granted, it's been over for a while actually... and begins again, in about 5 minutes

I wish I met TB666 in real life.

 

[Pessimism]

Granted
You are utterly horrified by what he may REALLY look like. (nah he's probably all hot and stuff)

but if that's the case I wish I was as hot as tb666

 

[NaTaSMAI]

Granted, but you have bad breath and horrible B.O., so nobody wants to be around you

I wish time didn't fly by so quickly