corrupt-a-wish

[Pessimism]

Granted, time goes by forever slowly.


I wish for more mana.

 

[Astrum]

Granted, but your penis shrinks

I wish i could go out with my best friends ex who dumped him yesterday without him getting mad at me

 

[Nemesis_lxix]

Granted,she dumps you too and you also loose your friend.

I with it wasn’t so cold !

 

[Lokakuu]

Granted, heat makes you go mad.

I wish my cat did not have fleas.

 

[Pessimism]

Granted, it now has ticks

I wish I had more money in my bank account.

 

[Nemesis_lxix]

Granted,you now have one more penny/cent !
I wish I hadn’t run out of smokes.

 

[Karasu]

Granted, but you run out of underpants.

I wish English classes didn't exist.

 

[Pessimism]

Granted, now we'sa speaking Japanese, now we'sa speaking japanese I didn't think so! (I actually don't know the lyrics to that song : /)

I wish I had updated my mp3 player this morning

 

[Karasu]

Granted, but you updated it with Clay Aiken songs.

I wish my tea would cool down.

 

[entanglement]

Granted, its an icecube now.

I wish I could cut my hair

 

[NaTaSMAI]

Granted, you cut your hair, but by the time you're finished, it's grown back to the length it was at to begin with

I wish I didn't stay up so late

 

[entanglement]

Granted, except you don't sleep at all.

I wish I had more storage space.

 

[Killbot]

Granted, but if you use it, a rapist jumps out and does you 5 times.
I wish it was Monday again

 

[Pessimism]

Granted, now we have another day of you failing at life as always....thanks a lot.

I wish that that last granted wish wasn't so mean

 

[NaTaSMAI]

Granted, you were so overly nice that killbot mistook it as you coming on to him. He then proceeded to beat the crap out of you

I wish my money problems would go away

 

[entanglement]

Granted. You'd drown in too many bills and die of suffocation.

I wish the snoopy^ wasn't so cute.

 

[Mythos Inibri]

Granted,Snoopy now opens a giant jaw to chew your throat open with a snarl as you lie bleeding to death,watching Snoopy drain his bladder on your soon lifeless corpse

I wish it would stay winter longer

 

[Pessimism]

Granted, enjoy your winter....yor nuclear winter...mwuahahahaha

I fucking hate my work
Not so much a wish, as a statement.

 

[Mythos Inibri]

Granted now fucking is your work.....wait,I was supposed to corrupt it....

I wish fucking piles of turds were stacked up carefully by underpaid migrant workers

 

[NaTaSMAI]

Granted, they stack 'em up in your bed, and you're the one paying their salary

I wish there was more time in the day