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[Nemesis_lxix]

Granted,I tell you how but you still are not able to do it right.

I wish good cars were not so damn expencive.

 

[Pessimism]

Granted, but now gas is so high it more than makes up the price difference.

I wish I was off of work and had my homework done.

 

[Nemesis_lxix]

Granted,you made your homework in time but your dog ate it.

I wish I wouldn’t have to make 2h ride just to get registered at the university and leave.

 

[Kreator/Destroyer]

granted but the university burned down because you set it ablaze while you were sleepwalking

i wish that my wish isn't granted

 

[Nemesis_lxix]

Not granted,there you go,granted.

I wish I had some coffee left.

 

[entanglement]

granted, but i can't reach through the screen and shove the cup in that direction

i wish i was the smartest man in the whole world

 

[Nemesis_lxix]

Granted,Everybody else in the world is dead.Happy now ?

I wish I had a better connection.

 

[Astrum]

granted, but you can only use it once a month

i wish i could bang a really hot girl

btw, your sig owns

 

[Kreator/Destroyer]

granted but she has herpes, siphilis, hep. B, AIDS, Gonnerhea, and genital warts

i wish i didn't have homework

 

[Pessimism]

Granted, You now have a surprise final exam tomorrow.

I wish I had a giant bag of oreos

 

[Kreator/Destroyer]

granted but they are all old and stale with fungus and genital warts

i wish i had some new jokes

 

[entanglement]

granted, except they'll all majorly suck

i wish i could punch the monitor screen and actually hit you ^

 

[Nemesis_lxix]

Granted,but he comes out of the monitor and kicks your ass.

I wish I wouldn’t had to wake up on 7.00 tomorrow

 

[Pessimism]

Granted, you will wake up at 6:00am!

I wish Mexican television made sense.

 

[entanglement]

Granted, except you'll have to go learn the language first.

I wish I weren't single

 

[Pessimism]

Granted, your boyfriend Hank is very happy

I wish I had a billion whores to beat down and bury in my backyard

 

[Nemesis_lxix]

Granted,but you get busted and become some dudes bitch in jail.

I wish this compuper didn’t make so much noise.

 

[entanglement]

Granted, it'll make more.

I wish I could buy my new laptop sooner.

 

[Deadly]

Granted, you buy it tomorrow but it's broken the day after.

I wish the fool would dump his stupid girlfriend...

 

[Nemesis_lxix]

Granted,he finds out he is gay and gets a boyfriend.

I wish I had some new hunting boots.