corrupt-a-wish

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but you had to sell your vital organs to get out.

i wish i knew why my hair smells funny.

 

[Pessimism]

Granted, it's because you're balding!

I wish that I could find a shirt to wear.

 

[Horus]

Granted, but it's a shirt that says "Emp Kids are cool."

I wish I could actually play the guitar solo to As I Am by Dream Theater.

 

[Chickenbitch]

Granted, but you can only play it on a tuba

I wish it was legal to hit stupid people.

 

[Pessimism]

Granted, but you now have two black eyes and a swollen ass.

I wish I had some delicious fruit.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted, but i steal it from you.

i wish my knee didnt hurt.

 

[Tongue_Ring]

i wish my knee didnt hurt.

granted
but now the rest of your body hurts

i wish i had double-D boobs

 

[Horus]

Granted, but you still have a penis. Now you're just wierd.

I wish being the Lord of the Dance didn't take so much work.

 

[Pessimism]

Granted, but you are now Michael Flatley

I wish I had a band to play with.

 

[biggsy]

granted but they're called dragonforce

i wish i could win at poker

 

[necromancy]

granted, but now you lost even your under wear....

I wish my boy friend wouldn't go to see his parents in another city and stay with me for the weekend...

 

[ivry91]

Granted. but, he's parents will be there with him and watch you both none stop.

I wish i could form a band again.

 

[necromancy]

Oww...
Hmm...

Granted, but noone will watch your band...

 

[Sacred Profane]

Oww...
Hmm...

Granted, but noone will watch your band...

And your wish?

 

[ivry91]

I think she's scared to wish now...

 

[biggsy]

ok ill get the ball rolling again...

i wish i could speak another language fluently

 

[Kreator/Destroyer]

granted but only retards can understand you

i wish i wasn't so bored right now

 

[Horus]

Granted, but you have to spend time with that one friend you have that nobody likes.

I wish I could get my new pickups installed in ym guitar already.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

granted but they blow up.

i wish my hockey coach wouldnt pick on me because we're both swedish

 

[necromancy]

And your wish?

Sorry.. while I was writing it there was a voltage problem.. The PC said I'll be closed in 15 seconds and then I was in a hurry and hesitance.. I forgot about what I was doing and writing...