corrupt-a-wish

^You're evil *cries*

Granted - nothing scares you and you die because you tried swimming in a bathtub with 1000 piranas in it

I wish you weren't so evil
 
Granted - but now you´re to funny and no one take you seriously anymore.

I wish my english would be a bit better
 
Granted, your wishes are granted by Michael Jackson. Including that wish to get laid this weekend.

But wait...wouldn't that make me Michael Jackson?

I wish I could come up with a clever corruption that didn't involve me being Michael Jackson.
 
Granted - but now you aren´t her leo-brother :lol:

I wish I could go to Hungary for one week in the summer holidays and coming home well