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[Mythos Inibri]

Granted,but it doesn't stop for forty days and you lost your ticket for Noah's Arc

I wish I had an unlimited supply of free cigarettes

 

[Anonymous]

Granted - You get infinite cigarettes, but the first one you smoke makes you die.

I wish Pink Cream 69 had a more dignified name.

 

[Matt]

blaaaaaaaaahhhhhh


I wish that this thread wouldnt take so long to load

 

[Mythos Inibri]

granted,but now it unloads slower than ever

i wish i never had diarreah or constipation

 

[Matt]

granted, but now you have no ass

I wish that my name was thins mcgee

 

[Mythos Inibri]

Granted,but now something terrible happens
i wish mohamed ali got beat up by fibber mcgee

 

[Black Core]

granted - after that he's comming after you

I wish my test was already done

 

[OfManAndMetal]

granted, but all the answers are wrong

i wish i could get the ESP F-104 4 string bass (its $20 out of my price range....)

 

[Black Core]

Granted - you buy it without strings

I wish Satan was my slave

 

[Thorns On My Grave]

Granted, but he is your sex slave

I wish I was watching a good movie

 

[Horus]

Granted, but it's an Independant movie about Gay Cowboys eating pudding. (What ever happened to the good old days of South Park?)

I wish I was more gooder at thinking things.

 

[Thorns On My Grave]

Granted but all you think about is animal porn

I wish there were more awesome cities to visit

 

[Mythos Inibri]

Granted but they all run you out of town

I wish Fall would last longer every year

 

[Black Core]

Granted - it last so long there's always rain and no sun

I wish god was a girl

 

[Matt]

granted. (It cant get any worse )

I wish that my idiot girlfriend hadnt broke up with me

 

[Ender Rises]

granted -- but now she is a he
i wish i had a girlfriend

 

[Consuming Impulse]

granted--- you dating pamela anderson but now she is wrinkling and all she wants to do is talk

i wish i could make a mask out of someones face flesh

 

[Mythos Inibri]

Granted but your victim is Oprah Winfrey and you superglued it on permanently HAAHAAA

i wish i had a hot fudge sundae with peanuts right now

 

[Black Core]

Granted - it pops up out of your ass

I wish I was the devil himself

 

[Mythos Inibri]

Granted,But now your farts Explode in HELL!!! AHHAHAHHAHA

i wish i was an angel