corrupt-a-wish

Mythos Inibri · Mar 16, 2006

Granted,but an orc jumps out and hits you

I wish more great music would just keep playing

Anonymous · Mar 16, 2006

Granted - You are now deaf.

I wish massive amounts of 40% wouldn't make me puke.

Matt · Mar 16, 2006

granted, but small amounts do

I wish I had not seen that above picture...

Anonymous · Mar 16, 2006

Granted -

You now see this picture...

I wish I had uber leet shredding skills and an ESP guitar.

Mythos Inibri · Mar 17, 2006

granted,but suddenly something very odd and unsettling happens

i wish people were better looking and gave me all kindsa cool shit

Black Core · Mar 17, 2006

Granted - they look gay and give you shit

I wish I lived in a sunny country

Anonymous · Mar 17, 2006

Granted - Iraq.

I wish I had tons of money.

Black Core · Mar 17, 2006

Granted - you get burried under them and can get no air

I wish I had a cooler sig

Deadly · Mar 17, 2006

Granted, you put Deadly's sig in place...

I wish I hadn't gotten that sms...

TB666 · Mar 17, 2006

Granted, you get PMS instead.
I wish I had a better stereo.

Deadly · Mar 17, 2006

Granted, but it doesn't play your music

I wish I wasn't home...

TB666 · Mar 17, 2006

Granted, you are in Sweden with the silver dwarf
I wish I had a viking beard.

Deadly · Mar 17, 2006

Granted... now everyone laughs at the flees in your viking beard

I wish you didn't ruin my wishes

TB666 · Mar 17, 2006

Granted, I will ruin your hair
I wish I had a longboat

Deadly · Mar 17, 2006

Granted, but your tendency to having bad luck makes sure that you sink...

I wish I owned an island.

TB666 · Mar 17, 2006

Granted but I will raid it with my viking gang

I wish people would realise that Lacuna Coil has turned into Korn

Deadly · Mar 17, 2006

Granted, but they then notice that they've been lied to by a fool with a vikingbeard peddling away in his slope...

I wish I had a pool

TB666 · Mar 17, 2006

Granted but I will sail around with my longboat in it
I wish I had a garden where I can put a bunch of human statues

Deadly · Mar 17, 2006

Granted, but your bad luck kicks in and they fall on you and bury you alive... By the way, you suffocate in your beard :lol:

I wish I had those nice boots

TB666 · Mar 17, 2006

Granted but they are made from baby seals
I wish I had a pet tiger