corrupt-a-wish

[Matt]

granted, but suddenly only pop and rap exists:zombie:

I wish this forum had better emoticons

 

[Mythos Inibri]

granted but suddenly someone kills you

i wish a buzzard would eat 16 grasshoppers and a mouse

 

[Matt]

granted but then someone kills you

I wish you were not evil

 

[Black Core]

Granted - now he's not human anymore

I wish I was a high rated member here

 

[Deadly]

Granted, you 'think' you are.

I wish he'd knock my door right now.

 

[Black Core]

granted - he knocks so hard, your house breaks in half
(who? if I may ask)

I wish I wasn't so lazy all the time

 

[Matt]

granted, now you're extremely hyper

I wish I could afford my 78-peice dream drum set

 

[gatedropper]

granted but your 'dream' turns into a 'nightmare' when you get them home and find they are made of glass.

I wish it would rain all day long.

 

[Black Core]

Granted - The earth floods and you drown

I wish I could meet god

 

[Matt]

granted, but he hates you and sends you to hell

I wish that tornado's didnt exist

 

[Black Core]

Granted - Now the great movie twister doesn't either

I wish I had a ghost who made all my wishes come true

 

[Mythos Inibri]

i wish george bush is re-elected

granted but it is the ghost of dead george bush

 

[Neith]

Granted, there is going to be a world war three, and conscription is forced.
I wish more people would fill in a questionnaire in the Philosopher section so i can complete my dissertation *hint hint*

 

[Black Core]

Granted - now so many ppl respond that the forum crashes

I wish I had the money to go to scotland

 

[Deadly]

Granted, but you are forced to wear a kilt forever (I personally wouldn't mind that )

I wish I could speak German as fluently as English.

 

[Black Core]

Granted - but all that knoledge makes your head explode

I wish my math teacher would die

 

[Neith]

Granted, its because of bird flu, so all your friends and family die too
I wish I was emotionally invincible but still able to feel emtionally

 

[Black Core]

Granted - you may be emotionally invincable, but you die of physical injuries

I wish bird flu didn't exist

 

[Neith]

(thats okay, its going to happen anyway)
Granted, because now its not bird flu as it has evolved to only affect humans
I wish the world was a better place all round and so was more fun

 

[Matt]

granted, but the earth is so jolly God decides to destroy us all and start anew.

I wish that Led Zeppelin was still a band