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[Mythos Inibri]

Granted but it is done so sloppily that your home is now condemned
I wish for many happy days

 

[Black Core]

Granted - but than an atomic bomb destroys the world

I wish I was admin of this cool forum

 

[Mythos Inibri]

Granted,but then you make it uncool...lol
I wish i had orgasms that lasted 24 hrs. a day

 

[Disgustipated]

Granted, but now it's not really an orgasm is it! There's no climax anymore, fool!

I wish my computer would not make this fuzzy noise so that I can't listen to music.

 

[Black Core]

Granted - but then your computer blows up

I wish I was a lot more hansome

 

[DeviousDVO]

Granted - but now you're so handsome you attract all the gay guys

I wish I had a yacht .

 

[Black Core]

Granted - but it sinks

I wish these gays didn't fell for me

 

[Deadly]

Granted, now it's old Michael Jackson fans who like you

I wish I could read people's minds

 

[DeviousDVO]

Granted - and what you see scares the shit out of you .

I wish work got cancelled today .

 

[Black Core]

Granted - but you read your best friends's (that's me) and know he wants to mary you

I wish Deadly would mary me

 

[Deadly]

Granted, but she makes you horribly miserable... (You don't want that)

I wish true love existed

 

[FallenTears]

Granted, Now everyone but you falls in love

I wish i was wealthy

 

[LORD_RED_DRAGON]

granted, but now all the poor people on Earth are asking you for money

i wish my house was clean

 

[Mythos Inibri]

Granted,but now You are dirty..
I wish i was next to something the same size

 

[LORD_RED_DRAGON]

granted now you are the same size as the elephant that is next to you

i wish i was asleep

 

[DeviousDVO]

Granted - but when you wake up you're in a crappy TV sitcom ...

I wish I could lose myself forever ...

 

[Mythos Inibri]

Granted,but some evil pirates find you and do very naughty things

I wish the world would bow to my magnificence

 

[LORD_RED_DRAGON]

granted the world bows down but they don't get back up

i wish i was fucking Jenna Jameson ["the queen of porn"]

 

[Mythos Inibri]

Granted,but she laughs at your tiny peter
I wish DeviousDVO would make up her mind instead of coming in and out of the chat so much

 

[LORD_RED_DRAGON]

granted she decides to never go online ever again

i wish i had the world's longest dick [to impress Jenna Jameson]