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[The Grim Progeny of the Dusk]

Granted, but you're blonde on the inside

I wish my roommate would go to hell.

 

[judas69]

Granted, but that boy you like prefers your natural hair colour.

I wish Pirates everywhere would just ..back off!

 

[DeviousDVO]

Granted ! And they back up so far they fall off their pirate ships & into the ocean ....

I want a pile of money right now

 

[Deadly]

Granted, but it's covered in blood and people don't accept it

I wish I had the power of freezing things... like in 'charmed'

 

[AlphaTemplar]

Granted. But in only works on computers and food.

I wish Kristine was my girlfriend.

 

[judas69]

WOW .. who's that?

Granted, but she falls for me afterwards.

I wish one of Opeths guitar players died and they got me.

 

[OfManAndMetal]

granted but the fans stop listening to opeth when you join

i wish i had some lays right about now

 

[judas69]

Granted, but they're regular.

I wish I had a million pounds of stovetop stuffing.

 

[OfManAndMetal]

granted, but you gain 1 million pounds after eating it all...

i wish i had every 1st person shooter for the xbox

 

[judas69]

Granted, but you can't any of the game cases open.

I wish I had a million more beer than these 2 I have now ..

 

[OfManAndMetal]

granted, but you die from liver disease 1 month later

i wish my dad would hurry up with dinner

 

[judas69]

Granted, but you're a midget (LOL, I'm on crack).

I wish I wasn't on crack.

 

[OfManAndMetal]

granted, now you on meth

i wish i wasnt a midget.....

 

[DeviousDVO]

granted - you're a cripple (on crack !)

I wish I had wings

 

[outrageous]

Granted, they are made from rice paper.

I wish I was out tonght party-ing

 

[judas69]

Granted, but you'd miss tonights ninja pj party.

I wish I knew bob barker.

 

[The Grim Progeny of the Dusk]

Granted, but he'll sock you in the face repeatedly

I wish school would end already.

 

[DeviousDVO]

^

granted , but now you're in boot camp instead

I want a Rice Krispie treat right now ... really bad

 

[judas69]

Granted, but MJ would catch you off guard with a super-cartwheel-twister attack.

I wish I never went to McDonalds today.

 

[Aries]

granted, but you now have anorexia

i wish i could play guitar well