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[DeviousDVO]

granted , and your keyboard explodes

I wish my job was more fun

 

[Mythos Inibri]

Granted,your job becomes el fantastico but then you get fired
I wish god smiled on me more

 

[DeviousDVO]

granted , he smiles while he's torturing you :Shedevil:

I wish I could get tired tonight...

 

[Mythos Inibri]

Granted,but you never wake up again
I wish i found much wealth

 

[outrageous]

Granted, you find it but never can spend it..

I wish that I got a brazilian yesterday

 

[DeviousDVO]

Granted , but unfortunately your skin came off as well...

I want a chimpanzee !

 

[Angeleyes Part II]

Granted,but the chimp will ripp of ya head..

I wish it was the 5th of February..

 

[helix_of_darkness]

granted but on that day you will die

I wish i had a persian cat

 

[Angeleyes Part II]

^ That would be a fine day to die..

Granted,but you won't be able to see the cat,cause it scratched ya eyes out..

I wish i didn't have to eat everyday..

 

[DeviousDVO]

granted - you have to drink moose piss instead

I want a hovercraft

 

[outrageous]

Granted but it is miniture so nothing can fit onto it.

I wish my brother didn't just nearly cut his fingers off and go to hospital.

 

[DeviousDVO]

granted ..... YOU almost cut your fingers off & had to go to the hospital

I wish Judas69 hadn't left me hanging just now ... *sigh* I'm not so sure he's Ninja material after all

 

[Mythos Inibri]

Granted,but then Pirates strung you up by your nuts
I wish i had a pound of gold

 

[DeviousDVO]

granted , but it's up your ass and has to be surgically removed

I wish I was a rock star

 

[Mythos Inibri]

granted,but now you're in some sucky group like green day
I wish my guitar playing skills got even better

 

[DeviousDVO]

granted , but noone comes to hear you play

I wish there was no such thing as the Jerry Springer show

 

[Mythos Inibri]

Granted,but now you become infatuated with Oprah
I wish i had cable t.v.

 

[DeviousDVO]

granted , but the only channel you get is Lifetime

I wish I knew everything about everything ...

 

[outrageous]

Granted, you forgot everything you already knew

I wish I knew what was happening

 

[Mythos Inibri]

Granted,but you suddenlt realize you are killing your priest.
I wish i owned a 1967 mercury cougar