corrupt-a-wish

[Deadly]

Granted, but in the end you're all alone in the world

I wish it was Monday already

 

[judas69]

Granted, but you don't have your homework done.

I wish it was summer and raining outside

 

[Deadly]

Granted, but you're naked in the rain...

I wish it was already over

 

[judas69]

Granted, but the end is just another beginning.

I wish I had a Wendy's combo right about now.. ~

 

[chris-o-fer]

granted, but as you take your first bite a rat jumps out of thebun into your mouth.

i wish i didn't have to go job hunting tomorrow

 

[Malleus]

Granted, but it's because there are no jobs available whatsoever.

I wish I was perfect.

 

[judas69]

Granted, but being me isn't all it's cracked up to be.

I wish I was on the beach down south, snoozing in the hot sun ..

 

[Malleus]

Granted, but the 'gators have noticed you're napping.

I wish I had a beer right now(and in an hour or so, I will, haha).

 

[Ethereal Sage]

Granted, but you can't drink it for an hour, so it becomes warm.

I wish I had a decent set a headphones.

 

[judas69]

Granted, but you lose your hearing to an ear infection the day before.

I wish winter would just GO FUCK ITSELF!

 

[FallenTears]

Granted, But you will never have sex again

I wish I could travel all over the world.

 

[Deadly]

Granted, but now there's nothing left to see

I wish my wish would come true without corruption

 

[judas69]

Granted, but in a corrupt world it doesn't stand a chance!

I wish I had put more crackers in my soup..

 

[Voice of God]

Granted, but now there's so much that you will choke on them and die with your face in a soup bowl.

I wish I'd finally get a reply to an email I sent days ago...

 

[judas69]

Granted, but the reply contained an insult to your mother.

I wish I didn't have a headache.

 

[Angeleyes Part II]

Granted,i took over ya headache,been thinking like half an hour how the hell to corrupt ya wish..

I wish i wasn't always so emotional...

 

[judas69]

Granted, but then you'd be a male.

I wish I didn't eat so much pizza

 

[Angeleyes Part II]

Granted,from now on you only eat pasta..

i wish someone didn't stay away so long..

 

[judas69]

Granted, but that someone becomes increasingly annoying!

I wish it rained DVDs...

 

[Susperia]

Granted, but while falling from the clouds they pick up such speed that the CD's slice you up real good and you die from loss of blood.

I wish I could run.