Corrupt-a-Wish!

[eva_dolly]

Granted but it will cause a major flood and everyone will drown to death

I wish this day would go by faster

 

[Heavenscent]

Granted, but by the end of the week you'll be 58.

I wish I won't have to pay for my drinks tonight

 

[The-Petoniemi]

Granted, but you get them all from a transsexual, who want's to get laid by you. AND that is to happen, cause you are too drunk to recognize if the person is a guy or a girl.

I wish I had a real life.

 

[Lanterns]

Heavenscent--Granted, but the person who buys them will put roofies in them and do nasty things to you.
I wish my allergies would not exist.

 

[I_AM_CANADIAN!]

Granted, but Heavenscent now lives in your closet.

I wish I didn't have this cold so I could see Black Ju-Ju tommorow.

 

[Leandro]

granted but their name sounds like an elven kingdom now

wish this cat would go away for a second

you truly dunno proparoxytone words

 

[Draznog]

granted but He vomits on you for some odd reason.
i wish i had a hunting permit to kill emo kids

 

[goth_fiend]

granted, Im not corrupting that one, I second it!

 

[The-Petoniemi]

Hey, did you just jump over my wish? So I will never get a life?! whatever

 

[Rock Hydra]

Granted, but you get them all from a transsexual, who want's to get laid by you. AND that is to happen, cause you are too drunk to recognize if the person is a guy or a girl.

I wish I had a real life.

Granted, but you are n00b.

I wish I didn't suck at this game.

 

[vikk]

granted... but you love life will suck

i wish to see a Opeth gig

 

[Heavenscent]

Granted, but you're entirely paralized.

I wish people would actually talk to me...

 

[MegustaMucho]

you won't lose it


I wish I could start a good business soon

 

[Heavenscent]

Granted, but you'll never get out off your hometown alive.

I wish i were having sex with Thomas right now.

 

[Nashira]

Granted, but you´ll die bevor the orgasmus because of a heart-attack.

I wish I had no fuckin´ MANDELENTZÜNDUNG right now!!!

 

[Daewa]

Granted, but from the antibiotics you get a terrible eczema and you can't leave the house for 2 weeks

I wish a were 10 years younger...

 

[Heavenscent]

Granted, but you're still German.

I wish someone would tell me a story about goblins.

 

[Fetzer]

Granted but the principal caracther will be Micheal Jackson.

I wish I could eat a good and healthy Cheeseburger !

 

[Turbo]

Granted, but you're still German.

I wish someone would tell me a story about goblins.

Granted, but frodo dies in the final sequence.

I wish I had more beer.

 

[Daewa]

Granted but its alcohol-free

I wish I had 10 weeks of holiday per year