Corrupt-a-Wish!

[JausmetalJ]

Granted, then the world blows up, and me and Jessica Alba are blasted through space and land on a universe thats just like Earth, and we have to re-create the human race again. (Mind you, we get from Earth to this other planet in no time, so nothing horrifying happens, just me and Alba, doin it on the beaches)

I wish that happened.

 

[Lanterns]

Granted, but Alba turns out to have some NASTY fetishes.

I wish I wasn't so bored now.

 

[imisseverygood showbecauseiam5]

granted but being bored is better than listening to aydy

i wish alexi apologized for aydy

 

[KillerGon]

granted, but he will kick you off the forum for trolling

i wish argentina win the world cup this year

 

[imisseverygood showbecauseiam5]

granted then it wud be boring

i wish i cud control space and time!!!
(PS: nice one)

 

[Lanterns]

Granted but you will be expatriated.

I wish I'd caught more sleep last night, perkele!

 

[Bodomin jumalatar]

Yes granted but you will be sleeping with Alexi! Now I wish I could drink blood without being sick

 

[vikk]

Yes granted but you will be sleeping with Alexi! Now I wish I could drink blood without being sick

granted... but is the only drink that you will drink for all eternity without been sick.

i wish i could be Immortal (not the band)

 

[Lanterns]

Vikk--Granted, but from now on until forever, you'll always feel a weird attraction to schlager singers.
I wish i could attend the Razzie ceremonies one day.

 

[JausmetalJ]

Granted. You get the chance to attend the Razzie ceremonies, but no one else turns up.

I wish I could get Dungeon's "Demolition" album.

 

[Lanterns]

James--Granted, but the CD has been in Billy Milano's pants.

I wish I didn't have to invest so much time in tidying/wasn't so messy.

 

[metaru kurenai]

granted, but everything besides you were messy as hell

i wish i didn't have to do my homework

 

[Nick Brookes]

granted but you will fail,

i wish i had some ice cream

 

[metaru kurenai]

granted but it will be eaten by the dog

i wish i could buy a new computer

 

[vikk]

granted... but will only run Linux

i wish i could have some beer right now

 

[metaru kurenai]

^i don't mind

granted but it will be hot jupiler

i wish i didn't have to wish anything anymore

 

[The-Petoniemi]

Granted.

I wish it too.

 

[hatecrewchick]

granted but you will have to grant wishes

i wish i was better in economics

 

[Nick Brookes]

granted but you can no long count

i wish i had a beer

 

[TheTechnogoat]

granted but you can no long count

i wish i had a beer

granted but you'll have to consume it rectally

i wish it was monday again