Corrupt-a-Wish!

Lanterns · Mar 15, 2006

Granted, but someone even dorkier will replace him.
I wish I had more Allu-with-pacifier pics

Leandro · Mar 15, 2006

granted but it will be janne's 'pacifier'.

I wish tomorrow was friday

TheSeldomlaid · Mar 15, 2006

Granted, but the rest of your life is one long monday.

I wish I could get shitfaced.

perfecterror · Mar 15, 2006

hehe... Granted but your face is infact covered with shit, eww.

I wish I had some food right now for dinner?

JausmetalJ · Mar 15, 2006

Granted, you fall over and land in it.

Wish this computer was properly set up so I could record.

/Beaten (Mine was for Theseldomlaid also)

Insilden_The Shred · Mar 16, 2006

Granted, but you will forever be compelled to record Emo Anthems.

I wish I didn't have to pay for sex.

KillerGon · Mar 16, 2006

granted... free sex for the rest of your life... with a dude!

i wish i could be a knight of the zodiac

Insilden_The Shred · Mar 16, 2006

Granted... but you will be the dude. :lol:

I wish I had 6 fingers to fret with.

Heavenscent · Mar 16, 2006

Granted, but you would have a severe wrist injury which meant that you could never play guitar again.

I wish I liked to study

Draznog · Mar 16, 2006

granted but your head will explode with knowledge.

i wish i had money to go to wacken this year.

Bodomin jumalatar · Mar 16, 2006

granted but your plane will divert to outer Mongolia where the women will throw slugs at you. I wish I could afford to go on the COB US tour

Draznog · Mar 16, 2006

granted but you will get aids.

i wish i had a car that works and had no problems with it what so ever and that nothing bad happend to me.

Nashira · Mar 16, 2006

Granted but it would be pink and ugly.

I wish I had a good drink right now!!!

vikk · Mar 16, 2006

granted... but you will share half of it with me

i wish i have a voice like Mikael Åkerfeldt

Nashira · Mar 16, 2006

Granted but at the same time you´ll look like Gandalf in a gay-abba-dress.

I wish I would win a trip to canada.

Otränad · Mar 16, 2006

Granted.. but after one year your voice will suddenly change sounding like Kurt Cobain.

I wish I could get a wish that would really come true..

Otränad · Mar 16, 2006

Damn, too late

Nashira · Mar 16, 2006

my wish first.

Otränad · Mar 16, 2006

haha.. I admitt.. I got owned..

Nashira · Mar 16, 2006

ah, don´t mind.

I can´t grant your wish because wishs never come true