Corrupt-a-Wish!

[vikk]

I can´t grant your wish because wishs never come true

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[Nashira]

 

[vikk]

i wish to win 40.000.000 U$ in the lotery

 

[Lithium]

Ok...granted, but the second you win it, a huge piano falls from a 12 story apartment and lands right on your head....Are You Dead Yet?

---> I wish I was immortal

 

[I_AM_CANADIAN!]

Granted but then your greedy uncle Bob, that you never knew you had will take it all but one penny.

I wish my March Break was "Mom-Tyranny" free.

 

[Bodomin jumalatar]

granted but you love her really. I wish my holiday was longer

 

[Mitton]

granted but you love her really. I wish my holiday was longer

Granted
But you will spend the rest of your life at work/school.
I wish I had a nice cold beer.

 

[EagleFlyFree]

granted but you're in the center of a gay bar being stared at by dozens of sweaty hard breathing men.

i wish i wasn't so irritatingly bored.

 

[I_AM_CANADIAN!]

Granted but it's an experimental brand from a new brewary.

I wish I had more soup.

 

[EagleFlyFree]

granted but you get it kindly served from someone who just post jumped you.

now spoil my wish

 

[I_AM_CANADIAN!]

Granted, you won't be board for long . . . after the gays are done with Mitton they end up going to your house to have a party.

I ran out of wishes.

 

[Lanterns]

Nah, she'll get it served from a squirrel that pwned your nuts before.
I wish my throat wasn't starting to hurt.

 

[Lanterns]

postfuckingjumped!

 

[I_AM_CANADIAN!]

Granted, but now every time you look at a picture of Alexi, it willl burst into flames! (Better not look at the real one!)

I wish all my science homework was done.

 

[Bodomin jumalatar]

granted but it will be done by someone who knows fuck all. I wish I had more vodka

 

[I_AM_CANADIAN!]

Granted but there will be an accident at the factory and the vodka will be replaced with pasturized raindeer piss.

I wish I had a cookie.

 

[Raistlin Majere]

granted but a dog just peed on it

i wish i was in a better mood

 

[I_AM_CANADIAN!]

Granted but then you will fall down the stairs and be in an even worse mood then you were before.

I wish I had a new computer game.

 

[Ruins]

granted , but your computer would burn to ashes just before you press the CD-ROM key to put the cd in.

i wish i wouldn't have to go to work tomorrow

 

[metaru kurenai]

granted, but your boss comes over to your place and needs to have a serious talk with you.... fancys you

i wish i would sleep a bit better