Corrupt-a-Wish!

I_AM_CANADIAN! · Mar 16, 2006

Granted but a thug hits you over the head and you find yourself in one of those Saw movies.

I wish I could be rich.

vikk · Mar 16, 2006

Granted... but now you are in a wheel chair, and can´t have sex

i wish i have vodkas for free... they're fucking expensive

Mitton · Mar 16, 2006

Granted....but you drink to many and end up doing a fat woman up the ass.

I wish I could punch Alexi in the balls.

I_AM_CANADIAN! · Mar 16, 2006

Granted but after he recovers he will get Janne, duct-tape you to a bed and have some fun with your genitals.

I wish that I had more cake.

oceanqueen44 · Mar 16, 2006

^granted. Too bad I am eating the cake instead....LOL

Can I have Jaska in my bed??

I_AM_CANADIAN! · Mar 16, 2006

Granted but he comes with Roope, Alexi, Janne and Henkka. Not to mention Micheal Jackson.

I wish I lived in Europe.

CRrEiTsIRED · Mar 16, 2006

^

Granted. But But then all the Europeans move to Canada.

I wish I didn´t have a fungus on my back.

Valerie · Mar 16, 2006

Granted, it's on your genitals.

I wish my friend would come back online.

Wings of a dream · Mar 17, 2006

Granted, but then you are the one that's going to have connection problems.

I wish one of the Asian teams won the Baseball world cup.

Bodomin jumalatar · Mar 17, 2006

granted but it will be Outer Mongolia all dressed as yeti
I wish Alexi was in my bed right now as I cant fucking sleep. lol

CRrEiTsIRED · Mar 17, 2006

Granted! But he snores real loud... I don´t think you´re sleeping tonight anyhow...

I wish I had a decent bed!!!

Bodomin jumalatar · Mar 17, 2006

Granted but Nils Gustafsson is using it as well I wish I could be less interested in unexplained deaths

vikk · Mar 17, 2006

as you didnt wish nothing...

i wish i was God... and have the power to burn everything

Nashira · Mar 17, 2006

COOL SIG DUDE!!!

to your wish: Granted, but you´ll burn yourself by accident.

I wish I would have enough money to do a fat shopping-tour today.

vikk · Mar 17, 2006

granted... but this money you will, is mafia money... and this is no good

i wish that today was saturday

vikk · Mar 17, 2006

lies... i wish i was on Ireland today

I_AM_CANADIAN! · Mar 17, 2006

Granted but it will be invaded by Muslim people who will purge all the beer in Ireland.

I wish I could play guitar.

vikk · Mar 18, 2006

granted.... but you will play on NIrvana

i wish a extreme cold beer

Nashira · Mar 18, 2006

You wish you had one or you were one?

Leandro · Mar 18, 2006

If he were one I'd totally drink him