Corrupt-a-Wish!

Bodomin: Granted but the water floods your house.


I wish I had some kreteks.
 
Wanna get high?
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granted but by then there is no ozone layer, and your skin combusts the moment you wake up and go outside to stretch your limbs.

i wish Decapitated's latest album wasn't so damned short

edit: BAH