Corrupt-a-Wish!

[Nashira]

If he were one I'd totally drink him

I think you´d have to share him with me.

 

[MegustaMucho]

 

[vikk]

dammit

i only wanted to back to the game stuff

 

[Bodomin jumalatar]

Well I wish we had water in my house because now I have to go and wash in Lake Bodom. Brrrr!

 

[KillerGon]

cool

 

[EagleFlyFree]

[insert done to death reference about alexi with a pickaxe stalking you while you bathe in the lake]

 

[Valerie]

Bodomin: Granted but the water floods your house.


I wish I had some kreteks.

 

[Ante EM-10]

Well I wish we had water in my house because now I have to go and wash in Lake Bodom. Brrrr!

When u get out of wather u can always drink Vikk (an extreme cold beer)

 

[Leandro]

Wanna get high?

 

[Ante EM-10]

 

[Ante EM-10]

Hey why we stopped with a wishes. I wish I could fuck her

 

[Leandro]

!

 

[Wings of a dream]

Hey why we stopped with a wishes. I wish I could fuck her

Granted, but then your penis would stop working (forever)

I wish I was frozen and brought back alive in 2506!

 

[Leandro]

granted but you'll be frostbitten.

I wish you were

 

[Wings of a dream]

granted but you'll be frostbitten.

I wish you were

 

[EagleFlyFree]

granted but by then there is no ozone layer, and your skin combusts the moment you wake up and go outside to stretch your limbs.

i wish Decapitated's latest album wasn't so damned short

edit: BAH

 

[I_AM_CANADIAN!]

Granted but all it's new songs are guest staring Korn.

I wish I had paint thinner.

 

[CRrEiTsIRED]

^Granted. But you do all the possible damage you could do with it.

I wish I were in Australia.

 

[MegustaMucho]

granted but you will be in the middle of the desert

I wish I could have better marks at school

 

[Cr4zyIrishJohn]

Granted, but your going to become a stripper.

I wish I could go snowoboarding tomorrow!!