Corrupt-a-Wish!

[CRrEiTsIRED]

Granted. But you break a leg. Or two.

I wish I were watching Godzilla.

 

[Bastard child]

granted but he ate rio de janeiro
I wish I could "black" to the future

 

[Valerie]

Granted, but you kill yourself.


I wish I wasn't on the internet as often.

 

[Ante EM-10]

^Granted, but u will die in front of your computer and u will steel be on internet

I wish my keyboards are at home(on servis)

 

[Serephidian*]

granted, but it will be up your ass


i wish i didnt have aids

 

[Ante EM-10]

Granted. But u will die anyway

I wish I could fly

 

[Nashira]

Granted but after that you´ll never wanna come down again.

I wish I had holidays right now.

 

[The-Petoniemi]

Granted but that will be your last one.

I wish I had 1000 apple seeds.

 

[Nashira]

Granted but they are all rotted.

I wish Hip Hop would die.

 

[The-Petoniemi]

Granted but when you die, you go to the same place with it.

I wish I could skip the time between 2 pm and 3 pm tomorrow(in Finland time)

 

[EagleFlyFree]

granted but'll be at the dentist with your mouth open wide from 0 to 14 and from 15 to 24 (lunch break, but you can't eat anything cause your mouth is numb)

i wish i hadn't just slept about 11hs

 

[Lanterns]

Granted, but you haven't slept at all and thus feel all fuct up :zombie:

I wish vodka was less expensive.

 

[eva_dolly]

Granted but it will always taste like shit

I wish I had no school tomorow

 

[Raistlin Majere]

granted but instead youll be working in a cat litter factory tomorrow

wish i didnt have a stomach ache

 

[The Nerevarine]

wish i didnt have a stomach ache

Granted , but from now you won't have a stomach


Wish i could be the king of the world

 

[Raistlin Majere]

granted but youre married to prince charles now

wish that leandro was totally hetero

 

[The Nerevarine]

wish that leandro was totally hetero

Granted, but he will suffer erectil disfunction

Wish live in Denmark

 

[Raistlin Majere]

granted but youll live in groenland

i wish i didt have loadsa homework

 

[The Nerevarine]

i wish i didt have loadsa homework

Granted, but no internet connection for you no more

Wish get a lap top right now

 

[Lanterns]

Granted but it will be broken.

I wish I'd been there to hold back Alexi's hair when threw up on stage yesterday.