Corrupt-a-Wish!

[Draznog]

Granted but you will blow your hands off with firecrackers.
i wish i could afford to make a metal festival.

 

[vikk]

granted but my band will have to play in it

i wish i have a band

 

[tanma]

granted but it will be a boyband

i wish i could fly

 

[MementoMori]

granted but ı will cut your wings

ı wish ı could play my synthsizer

 

[Heavenscent]

Granted, but that will be the only synthesizer you will ever be able to play.
And your mother fucks up the microwave so your entire house burns down. Including your synthesizer.

I wish Derek was really gay.

 

[Lanterns]

Granted but then YOU'LL become straight!

I wish to visit a shitload of festivals this summer.

 

[vikk]

granted... but only pop bands will be on it

i wish to move to a place, were there is snow!

 

[Lanterns]

Granted but it will be super fucking cold, all. of. the. time.


I wish I had more money.

 

[Bodomin jumalatar]

granted but it will be chocolate money! I wish I could fly out to America to comfort Alexi. lol

 

[vikk]

granted... but will be AlexiEugeneskeAraujo

i wish to kill some someone

 

[zakk_hate_me_666]

granted but, itll be yourself

and i wish i could have some more doritos right now.. im fuckin starvin

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

granted. And i hope they don't taste like doritos, cause doritos tastes like industrial poo with salty powder.

i wish my organism wasn't so rotten on the inside and i could actually have some decent dinner

 

[Nashira]

Granted but therefor your brain will be rotten...

I wish I would be a good screamer.

 

[-Gavin-]

Granted, but all you'd do is scream at nazi rallies!


I wish pakis would just die.

 

[Nashira]

Granted, but you´ll see them again after dying and going down to hell...

I wish I were a mind-reader.

 

[metaru kurenai]

granted, but you can only read good christian thoughts and never something intresting.

i wish i was at home instead of at school

 

[Heavenscent]

Granted, but then your school would be your home.

I wish my home would be my castle (including dragon)

 

[metaru kurenai]

granted... but your the dragons bitch...

i wish it was summer already

 

[Lanterns]

Granted but it will be so fucking hot it won't be nice anymore.

I wish that *I* would get the chance to put a pacifier in Allu's mouth (remember them pacifier pics?)

 

[perfecterror]

granted but he turnes into a baby...

i wish i could sing like kim goss!!