Corrupt-a-Wish!

[Leandro]

Granted but then you'll sing like kim goss.


I wish I was in the last year in college

 

[perfecterror]

^

granted but that will be 20 years from now.

i wish that i had some ice-cream.

 

[xxLil' Bloodred Ridin' Hoodxx]

granted, but you will drop it on the ground

i wish i had money

 

[Leandro]

Granted but you'll be scammed by a sociopath

I wish I could read minds

 

[MementoMori]

granted but ı ll overwhelm your brain

ı wish ı could sleep at nights...

 

[Sinnsation]

Granted! But nights are now 24hours long, hence, you sleep untill the next Ice Age only to awaken as the last Human on the planet!

I wish I could Marry Alexi, and live happily ever after.

 

[vikk]

granted.. but you'll have to share him whit Janne

i wish some painkills

 

[Bodomin jumalatar]

granted but Alexi will have taken them all.
I wish my work would pay me

 

[Sinnsation]

Granted, but they paid you in Monopoly Money.

I wish I could marry Alexi AND Janne, and have one great big ol' bi-sex orgy

 

[vikk]

Granted, but they paid you in Monopoly Money.

 

[Bodomin jumalatar]

There was something on the news recently about some people who stole about £40,000 but it WAS monopoly money! HAHAHAHA Anyway, granted but I get Henkka! lollol I wish I could stop drinking vodka!

 

[EagleFlyFree]

LOLOL me too. granted, but i take the vodka

i wish House and The Shield weren't approaching the end of season.

 

[Bodomin jumalatar]

granted but they will be on EVERY day for the rest of your life. I wish my mother wouldnt marry that man

 

[Sinnsation]

Granted, she dumped him for Henkka, and now Henkka is your stepdad, and for punishment they make you sit in a corner and watch the "Are you dead yet?" video over and over every night before you go to bed, for the rest of your life.

I wish Candlemass would tour the U.S.

 

[Lanterns]

Granted but she'll marry that hermaphrodite instead.*sorry*

I wish I wasn't so booooored

 

[Lanterns]

postjumped:zombie:

 

[CRrEiTsIRED]

Granted. And I think this is the second time I grant you this, woman.

I wish I had more gum.

 

[Sinnsation]

 

[Bodomin jumalatar]

granted they will, but they will tour with HIM! Hee hee. I wish COB would come to London again. I miss them already!

 

[Lanterns]

Granted but there will be BLIR



I wishz I could afford to get wasted before Friday, it's too loooooong