Corrupt-a-Wish!

[Bodomin jumalatar]

granted you will get wasted before Friday! You think you are drinking vodka, but really it is WEE! I wish Alexi would just be well for a change. lol

 

[Sinnsation]

^ some wishes are impossible


I wish Villie Valo would return to his home planet, and take Bam Margera with him.

 

[Lanterns]

Home planet! Blir! Lol!

 

[Bodomin jumalatar]

granted but you are going too. I wish I had more money. lol

 

[Lanterns]

Grasnted but you'll buy plenty of signs with it that say BLIR!

I wish I could like that more often.

 

[Bodomin jumalatar]

granted but you will be DRUNK forever! lol and then you will be BLIR! Double lol. I wish I will sleep tonight

 

[Lanterns]

Granted but you'll dream of blirring!
I wish I owned www.blir.com

 

[Bodomin jumalatar]

OH MY GODD! I didnt know there was a WEBSITE for the sick noise! LOLLOLLOLLOL! granted but you will have to look after Allu every time he uke: anywhere!

 

[vikk]

i wish to see a FinnTroll gig

 

[Nashira]

Granted, but you´ll be deaf while seeing it.

I wish the sun would shine again...

 

[vikk]

granted.. but he will burn your skin

i wish to eat some pizza...

 

[Nashira]

Granted, but it´ll will burn your tongue till it´ll look like a rotted banana.

I wish I had no school tomorrow!

 

[metaru kurenai]

granted but the lessons you were suppossed to follow are giving at your home

i wish i had my driverslicense already

 

[vikk]

granted.. but on your first night out, you'll get drunk and will ran over a old lady

i wish that everyone just fuck-off

 

[metaru kurenai]

granted, everyone but me

i wish i could met somebody nice

 

[vikk]

granted... but only for 5 min

i wish to see black label society gig

 

[Ruins]

granted, the band get on stage and all of a suden out of no where comes burning 3 level speeding 700km train and smashs everything

i wish i had a cake

 

[MegustaMucho]

granted but your cake will taste like shit


I wish I could have gold coins

 

[vikk]

granted... but they are cursed (pirates coins)

i wish to kill some ninjas

 

[MementoMori]

granted but they will kill you before you kill them

ı wish someone can cook for me now