Corrupt-a-Wish!

[MegustaMucho]

granted but alexi is going to fuck janne on the stage

I wish nothing

 

[vikk]

granted... you shall desapear

i wish a girlfriend

 

[Necrö]

granted, but she was a dude once

i wish i was as strong as chuck norris ^^

 

[Thorns On My Grave]

Granted but its him with seven forms of cancer and no limbs

I wish I were a gangsta

 

[Heavenscent]

Granted, but you'll be black too.

I wish I was a cop with a big gun in Alameda, California.

 

[Sinnsation]

Granted, but they're gonna transfer you to East Oakland, and you'll have to do "side show patrolls" at eastmont mall.

I wish looked like Pam Anderson

 

[Heavenscent]

Granted, but you'll end up marrying Tommy Lee.

I wish I was Tommy Lee

 

[Mitton]

Granted
But your tits are very saggy and you love cock.

 

[Mitton]

I wish I had a cold beer again.

 

[Necrö]

you forgot to wish
edit: dammit, postjumped!

 

[imisseverygood showbecauseiam5]

granted then you would never have a cold beer ever ever again.

I wish i was 6

 

[Mitton]

granted but you stay fancying 6 year olds for the rest of your life.
I wish I was having sex.

 

[Necrö]

granted, but suddenly all men older than 30 look strangely at you

i wish i had a cow giving beer instead of milk

edit: fuck, again!

 

[Heavenscent]

Granted, but it'll be with ME
and Lars.

I wish what Mitton wished.

 

[imisseverygood showbecauseiam5]

granted, then you would be having sex with mitton
i wish i had 10000000 toys

 

[Sinnsation]

Granted, they are all Brokeback Mountain sex toys.

Wish I had a new sterio system for my Trans am

 

[Mitton]

granted, then you would be having sex with mitton
i wish i had 10000000 toys

Hey hey Heavenscent you better be good.

 

[Mitton]

P.S I wish I was in a better band than I am in now.

 

[Heavenscent]

I rock your socks off.

Really, I do.

Granted, but you'll rehearse for 5 years, then the rest of your band quits and you bring out Are You Still Not Dead Yet?!?! in 2011.


I wish i was a hamster

 

[CRrEiTsIRED]

Granted. But then you live in a cage at MY home. And I unfortunatelly let you die of starvation and lack of water in a month. (True story )

I wish my hamsters hadn´t died...