Corrupt-a-Wish!

[Heavenscent]

Granted, but you're still american.

I wish I could have sex with everyone here.

 

[MegustaMucho]

granted but it's in a capsule up your ass

 

[Missery]

Granted, but you're still american.

I wish I could have sex with everyone here.

granted but OMGRainbowalexifantasy or however he was called would still be a member.
I wish I had something to do tonight

 

[Leandro]

Granted, but you're still american.

I wish I could have sex with everyone here.

Granted but you won't have it with me.



I wish you did

 

[Thorns On My Grave]

Granted, but you discover we all have a contagious form of gential elaphantitis

I wish I had a high paying job

 

[Heavenscent]

 

[Raistlin Majere]

granted but youre gonna be my sex slave now

i wish i had my own ship

 

[crossyourheart]

granted, but your high paying job is giving head to elephants.
I wish my boyfriend would lose some weight.

 

[Leandro]

Granted, but you discover we all have a contagious form of gential elaphantitis

I wish I had a high paying job

Elephantiasis isn't contagious by contact :zombie:

 

[Thorns On My Grave]

granted, but your high paying job is giving head to elephants.
I wish my boyfriend would lose some weight.

Granted, but now he weighs 35 pounds soaking wet with his clothes on.. and boots

I wish I could type faster

 

[Thorns On My Grave]

Elephantiasis isn't contagious by contact :zombie:

I know, but with my wish it is

 

[Leandro]

I know, but with my wish it is

I'm sorry but you cannot bone the insects which transmit it:Smug:

 

[crossyourheart]

Granted, but now he weighs 35 pounds soaking wet with his clothes on.. and boots

I wish I could type faster

granted, but now every word you type is anal sex.
I wish I had smaller tits.

 

[MementoMori]

granted but your tits will always be like pamela andersonn

ı wish ı could move from there

 

[Thorns On My Grave]

Granted, now yours are like Keira Knightleys

I wish I could never get sick

 

[tanma]

granted but then you will turn to stone

i wish i could stop this snowing in finland.

 

[Thorns On My Grave]

Granted, armageddon comes and your enveloped in fire and brimstone

I wish I didn't itch when I get bitten by bugs

 

[Ruins]

granted, they would continue to eat you without bothering you and put maggots in your skin that you will wrote alive

i wish the same thing actually (be creative you in your corruption for me)

 

[Heavenscent]

Granted, but now you will get bitten constantly by maneating hamsters.

I wish I had a realdoll

 

[Ante EM-10]

who or what the fuck is realdoll