Corrupt-a-Wish!

[MegustaMucho]

granted, you hamster is going to be alive again but it's going to be a zombie hamster

I wish nothing

 

[imisseverygood showbecauseiam5]

granted then u wud put an end to this amusing thread

i wish he didn't say that

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

not granted, this thread is mean

where's the mother theresa inside all of you guys?

 

[Ruins]

she's striking
i wish i was nicer some times

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

granted!

See? See?! It's not that hard!
UNLEASH THE RAINBOW INSIDE OF YOU!!!111one :Spin:
</care bears>

 

[metaru kurenai]

^hahahaha

i wish everyone was a bit nicer to eachother

 

[Bodomin jumalatar]

lol granted but you will be evil instead. I wish I had some money

 

[MementoMori]

granted but you are condemned to poverty

&#305; wish &#305; had some money too

 

[EagleFlyFree]

granted but it's in a capsule up your ass

i wish my connection wouldn't be so stupid and flakey when i use emule

 

[Ruins]

granted
but than FBI would find you and all of your porn and lock you up for good

i wish i had a huge jar of icecream

 

[Nashira]

Granted. But it&#180;ll taste like rotted bones.

I wish I would win the Jack-Pot.

 

[Leandro]

granted but it'll be silent(_)scream after marijuana

I wish it was july(again)

 

[metaru kurenai]

granted.... no but...

i wish i didn't choose to do 3D in school

 

[hatecrewchick]

granted, but you have to do 2d

i wish it wasn't so cold

 

[Necrö]

granted, but you spend the rest of your life in a sauna

i wish i was finnish

 

[CRrEiTsIRED]

Granted. And what´s even cooler... you sing in Children of Bodom!

I wish I had a pool.

 

[Wings of a dream]

Granted but then the high maintenance costs of it will lead you to bankrupt.

I wish everybody's wishes would come true (and that's being generous)

 

[Thorns On My Grave]

Granted, but someone wishes you had prostate cancer

I wish I had a good drum kit

 

[Wings of a dream]

Granted, but someone wishes you had prostate cancer

I wish I had a good drum kit

Arrrggg dude! That's some corruption right there!

Alright granted, but then both of your hands would be amputated after a car accident.

I wish I had a better cell phone.

 

[Thorns On My Grave]

Hah hah hah hah!

Granted, but you constantly intercept midget/animal sex line signals

I wish I had a nice car